31-05-2017, 12:00
I looked at our new uninformative but sea-sickeningly on-the-move website and thought we were signing a new Caribbean midfielder called Jackson Pies.
Turned out some crackhead hadn't even bothered turning down our offer. We had a hissy fit.
More pictures of Mr Carson.
Looked at pictures of Huddersfield on telly, a place where I spent three years, everyone was cheering. I was thrilled for them and and very jealous at the same time.
Apparently Jackson Pies has a sweet left foot. Moves like Gael Monfils. Has the touch of Jean Tigana.
Turned out some crackhead hadn't even bothered turning down our offer. We had a hissy fit.
More pictures of Mr Carson.
Looked at pictures of Huddersfield on telly, a place where I spent three years, everyone was cheering. I was thrilled for them and and very jealous at the same time.
Apparently Jackson Pies has a sweet left foot. Moves like Gael Monfils. Has the touch of Jean Tigana.