[Baggievicar]

When's the next match thread? I'm already getting withdrawal symptoms.

Shouldn't you be marrying someone, Vic (if you'll pardon the expression)?

Baptism in 45 minutes. That'll take my mind off it for a bit.
But then I want the season to start NOW. (Though not with our current squad or, excuse me, manager.)
The kid I'm baptising is called Thomas. Wonder if I can sneak 'Gaardsoe' into his names. Or maybe 'Jerome'...