[Beefy 1965]

Defoe wants a £6m signing on fee - what a greedy B he is - has earned a fortune already and will get paid a ridiculous amount in wages. But no, Gotta fill up the bank balance with a huge signing on fee.

This means he does not care who he plays for so long as they pay - mercenary! All of a sudden I have gone off him.

Also note Sjoke are said to be change a new striker in the form of ex West Brom player Chris Woods.  Maybe Sado Biryani is off to Cardiff following in the tracks of Odem Whingey.

And a two year contract at 100k a year !!!!!!!!!!

£6m signing-on fee plus £ 100k week for a 2-year contract comes to £16.4m total, or £160k week overall, which would be bonkers for a 34 year old. The "free" transfer is not really real at over £16 Mill is it