[Dingle-Dingle]

Sarah is at school, and the English teacher says to her class, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"

Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?"

Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah that's right but, that's a bit of a mouthful."

Sarah says, "No, no, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Oi thats one of mine from the old site lol. DD

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I put my phone under my pillow last night.

When I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin in it`s place.

Bloody Bluetooth Fairy.

DD