[OvalOwl]

Joao picked up the ball 40 yards out with his back to goal; dragged it back and set off on a mesmerising run. The Portuguese international skipped inside and outside, leaving defender after defender on their backsides before, quite possibly getting a bit of luck, though we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. His, ahem, pass looped over the top to the awaiting Emnes who turned it in, but the referee's assistant had his flag up for offside.

So lots of trickery and no feeeking end product.