I know the Press Association stats aren't super-accurate but 50% possession resulting in 4 shots for us (at home) and 21 for Shrewsbury tells a sad story. Trying hard up front isn't enough. We hoped Dennis would be a scorer not a worker and SEB sadly seems a light of former days. And now Evatt's injured, how seriously ...... he is after all the one with guts?
Are all our players injured, and what is happening to them? German and Beesley, dead, exiled to Iceland, injured? It now takes the club about a week to put up an reserve team report ...... Evans, injured I suppose, how badly two weeks they say and then? McGinn hobbling to the reserves like Mrs Doyle? Is Tommy Lee ever going to play again? Poor guy, can he write a postcard yet? Graham, is his cruciate progressing, or is it the end for him?. El-Fitouri signed played, dropped, sub, disappeared. Even The Hump! Is there a black hole at the Proact, the Whitt Moor Triangle? And if there is, how long before Mr Caldwell wanders aimlessly into the portal? Rowley misses a shoot-out penalty for the reserves and gets on the bench for the first team ............ Gary's looking after the Here and Now, sounds a bit like Specsavers.
Dancing is growing Delphiniums, Queen of Bob's Border or something. Blue; the most beautiful blue. The flower, not you Pooch. He can't stay away ....... surely you can't do Delphiniums on Tuesday night. can you? Not during a goal fest.
Yes Pooch, I'm sorry, we are down. Peterborough - well we might beat them if it rains a bit and they don't feel like it, on the other hand if they turn up we could get hammered.
Are all our players injured, and what is happening to them? German and Beesley, dead, exiled to Iceland, injured? It now takes the club about a week to put up an reserve team report ...... Evans, injured I suppose, how badly two weeks they say and then? McGinn hobbling to the reserves like Mrs Doyle? Is Tommy Lee ever going to play again? Poor guy, can he write a postcard yet? Graham, is his cruciate progressing, or is it the end for him?. El-Fitouri signed played, dropped, sub, disappeared. Even The Hump! Is there a black hole at the Proact, the Whitt Moor Triangle? And if there is, how long before Mr Caldwell wanders aimlessly into the portal? Rowley misses a shoot-out penalty for the reserves and gets on the bench for the first team ............ Gary's looking after the Here and Now, sounds a bit like Specsavers.
Dancing is growing Delphiniums, Queen of Bob's Border or something. Blue; the most beautiful blue. The flower, not you Pooch. He can't stay away ....... surely you can't do Delphiniums on Tuesday night. can you? Not during a goal fest.
Yes Pooch, I'm sorry, we are down. Peterborough - well we might beat them if it rains a bit and they don't feel like it, on the other hand if they turn up we could get hammered.