[4evaabaggie]

Been taking specialist coaching from Yakubu judging from this video  

https://twitter.com/Football_Fours/statu...0634673152

This is either one of two things,

1, he has bad guts, is in urgent need of a pull through and therefore staying close to the tunnel to make the turtle head dash or

2. he has become confused and thinks he is playing over fifties walking football.

Could it be he has caught his braces on the changing room door and therefore can not walk more than five yards from the halfway line.