[Southeyowl]

Sneaking my hip flask in toneyt!

Purely for medicinal reasons! My back is fucked and whisky helps me relax!

You can come and sit wi me if tha wants. Share a Whiskey, talk football and say all the fucccks and cuntts you want   I'll even get some lucky tits up on mi phone  

Any time Thurnscoe! Linesman normally gets the abuse from me!