[Baggievicar]

I've got a stinking cold, which is rant-worthy in itself.
But even worse - the moment you say, "I've got a cold," someone (usually of the female persuasion) will pop up and say , "Oh, man-flu!"
NO!!! I said I've got a cold. I've never mentioned flu of any kind. It's not funny.
Thank you, doctor, I feel better for that.