09-01-2017, 11:01
(08-01-2017, 22:54)meandbrenarebaggies Wrote: Reasons not to be cheerful (Part 1) (with apologies)
Dog sh*t left on my front lawn; people eating Rhino horn
Broken signs never mended; carp cafes recommended
Medals for undeserving; Not tipping those serving
Children drinking dirty water; Doing things I shouldn’t oughta
Losing a tenner and finding a fiver; being all a bl**dy mither
Getting older, getting fatter; knowing it doesn’t really matter
Thinking I’m right when wrong; being weak and never strong
Typing carp on Baggies forum; Having no sense of decorum
Not giving a sucker an even break; chucking my clubs in the lake
Being a Hitman for Jellytots; procrastinating lots and lots
And on and on and Ariston…………
Brilliant, You & Bren!
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with