04-01-2017, 00:25
Our best option is to have the A1 closed because a fox has been killed in lane one (all police officers will agree on this so they can take some pictures of yet another closed motorway and try to, and fail miserably, impress girls and boys with their absolute power over things that are not really important) and the game be decided on the toss of a coin
It will spare the boredom of being beaten 1-0 via a last minute penalty from the Premier ref


and complicated