[Devongone]

Light relief as opposed to hand relief - we signed Paul McGinn, defender from the place formerly known as Scotland before the break-up of the United Kingdom. Played for QPR once upon a time before King Boris seized power with the Gove Puppet. At 25 he sounds like a decent signing I hesitate to say in the current fractured climate.

This is Paul McGinn by the way ......... as opposed to Mrs Doyle .......... who would have been a completely brilliant signing.

Didn't see Pooch's thread from yesterday ........... he's so up with the news.

[SaltergateBorn]

Sorry, Dev, but I don`t get the `Mrs Doyle` reference. Explain, please.

(I am 2 years and a bit older than you, so senility is setting in. Something for you to look forward to.)

[Lord Snooty]

The actress who played Mrs Doyle was called Pauline McLynne. A bit close to your new player.

[Devongone]

Well done Snoots! And of course having Mrs Doyle at full back would be every team's dream.

Following Chesterfield is a bit like being involved in a Father Ted script.

As to you SaltergateBorn, you don't sound that old online!