[Maddix]

THE LAST MATCH

We were outclassed and out thought   SG really has to go now He was always a stop gap anyway  

We can go on about the ref, the linesman, balsa boy 2.0 getting injured etc but the bottom line is that DJ2 is as flexible as mild steel and our abysmal home form proves it   He's like the bloke in the Casino who keeps putting his chips on the same number hoping that he can win his mortgage payment money back  

We've been shite for a number of weeks now and I'm just glad it was only three  

THE MATCH - KO SAT 19:45 BST

WTF are the MASSIVE playing teams like Brentford anyway   and more to the point we won't even compete with them   Another embarrassing defeat is all I can see because we never win in Landan anyway  

WHO'S THE BOUNDER IN THE BLACK

I've no idea who the cheat will be because the interweb is playing silly buggers  

They'll be shit anyway and will still be backing Paul Alcock  


CURRENT FORM

Us -           
Them -            

Why are we so crap at this time of year  

OTHER FIXTURES OF MILD INTEREST

I think its time I started looking at the teams below us while there still are some  

Blackburn v Birmingham
Bournemouth v Reading
Charlton v Bolton
Huddersfield v Brighton
Wigan v Millwall


ON TO THE TEAM

Thank God Maguire will be back   Hutchinson will be available for the FA Cup if we don't push him now   Hope is hopeless and our forwards are like my tumble dryer   They just go round and round costing loads of money with no real outcome that I couldn't get by hanging them out to dry  

But the real problem is our inflexible friend SG   I think I'll call him Mastercard from now on   The other managers in this league must piss themselves at us   we are so fc uking obvious it's unreal   Play three in the middle against those twats and it's 3pts in the bag because DJ2 will stick with 4-4-2 whatever happens  

So we will see the usual mugs on display in the usual archaic formation  

Westwood

Palmer Lees Loovens Mattock

Maghoma Semedo Lee Helan

Nuhiu May


THE BIG MANS LEAGUE

Maddix
Owlkev
Wereham
Towinjustonce
Offshore
Chezzie
Imre    
Kimmy  
Pei  

Score and scorer this week   which kind of implies that 0-0 is invalid   I suppose I'll have to be positive and go with 2-1 Maguire  


SCORE AND SCORER

Our score first please  

1-0 May - Washington
1-0 Drenthe - Towinjustonce
1-0 Maghoma - Gambling
1-1 May - Imre
1-1 Nuhiu - Thurnscoe
1-1 Madine - Kimmy
1-1 Maguire - OwlKev
1-1 Loovens - Optimistic
2-0 Maguire - Offshore
2-1 Maguire - Maddix
2-1 May - Madsteve
2-1 Drenthe - Pei
2-1 Maghoma - St Charles
3-1 May - Wereham
3-1 Nuhiu - Southey
3-2 May - Stateside
4-1 May - Consilio


RESULTS

It's not meant to be easy lads  

DAHHH - Optimistic
HAHAD - Stateside
HAHDH - Offshore
HAHHD - Thurnscoe
HDDHD - Towinjustonce, St Charles
HDHDD - Washington
HDHDH - Wereham
HDHHD - Southey
HHDDA - Pei
HHDDH - Kimmy
HHHDH - OwlKev
HHHHH - Maddix, Imre, Gambling


I haven't pinched it Imre   you are allowed to copy in this bit  

THE MUPPET LEAGUE

St Charles   Talking about American sports on the Match Thread
Owlkev   See above  
PEI    complaining about rule changes
WTF is Chezzie  

David Jones     Still not forgiven  




THE MAGIC ARMPIT





THE KATE BECKINSALE TRIBUTE PIC





This thread awaits the Meggo of Statesides choice  

[Statesideowl]

Nice one Maddix!

Can't argue that we were shite really, and recently. Hutch could very well be balsa boy 2.0 too.

I'll go with 3-2 May scores the winner after a tense 2-2 bumsqueeker.

HAHAD

This thread will be blessed by some sharp threads donned by a bloke who worked tirelessly in our recent dark days, taking shit from fans when he didn't need to!

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

1-1 Nuhiu

HAHHD

here's the lucky elbows



BEFORE YOU DELETE IT ACTUALLY LOOK AT THE BASTARD THING

[Wereham Owl]

Thurnscoe,
PHWOOOOARRRR !!!! ... what a fine set of elbows that young lady has...
And
3-1 May

HDHDH

[Southeyowl]

3-1 Nuhiu

HDHHD

here are some arses

    was going to put another one on, but don't want to be banned for having a sense of humour!!!!!

[Offshore Owl]

2-0 Maguire
HAHDH
I`'ll elbow the armpit, much prefer southey`s avatar

[Southeyowl]

2-0 Maguire
HAHDH
I`'ll elbow the armpit, much prefer southey`s avatars.

Offshore, don't bring my Avatar to the attention of the Mods! ooppsss!

[peiowl]

hhdda

2-1 Drenthe.

hope this isn't a little too risque for the mods.

[Owlkev71]

SG has been nattering to media, possible new signing on the cards.

SG: "I think we missed Chris Maguire on Saturday for what he brings to the team."
SG: "Hopefully we will have some news today on a potential new addition to the squad."
SG: "I thought Gary Madine came out of the Watford game with a lot of credit."
SG: "I thought Royston gave us a lift when he came on against Watford."
SG: "Sam is having a scan at 3pm and is on crutches. It is his knee which is very upsetting for the boy."
SG: "We will have to wait for the results, and we hope they will be positive"

[Statesideowl]

Lots of 'thinking' 'hoping' and 'thoughts'

If Hutch is on crutches he'll be nowhere near the squad for a month.