SPFL2 Tuesday, 01/12/2015 : Rangers 4-0 Dumbarton

Trusevich · 03-12-2015, 14:50

Aye, they'll have to issue free sunglasses and factor 50 in future just to be on the safe side.

It's elfin' safety gorn MAAAAAAD, I tells ya.

TheWorthinGer · 03-12-2015, 14:51

But you have to keep the elves safe.

Trusevich · (This post was last modified: 03-12-2015, 15:02 by Trusevich.)

Very disappointed in this: http://elfin-safety.co.uk/

No mention of the mythological (or their safety) at all. What are they thinking?

TheWorthinGer · 03-12-2015, 15:53

What you mean "mythological"?

hibeejim21 · 03-12-2015, 15:57

(03-12-2015, 14:50)Trusevich Wrote: Aye, they'll have to issue free sunglasses and factor 50 in future just to be on the safe side.

It's elfin' safety gorn MAAAAAAD, I tells ya.

looks like a hard hat might suffice.

Trusevich · 03-12-2015, 16:14

Hard hat doesn't protect you from the asbestos . . , I mean ASBESTOS!!! . . . that can clearly be seen billowing in a miasmic cloud from that ramshackle roof.

If only we'd listened to their warnings. . .

supercooper · 03-12-2015, 17:22

Is there any recourse for us claiming if we contract asbestosis ?

Trusevich · (This post was last modified: 03-12-2015, 17:39 by Trusevich.)

The obsessed have set up a compensation fund, surely? Isn't that what P MacGB's 'donate' button is for?

Fredstersafool · 03-12-2015, 18:17

Trus your the safest gers follower I know no fears for you

Trusevich · 03-12-2015, 18:29

Aye, you think I'm going to abandon responsibilities I hold dear to my heart and travel a 600 mile round trip over two whole days just to have a bit of plastic possibly waft down onto ma neep?

No chance.