[Maddix]

Welcome to Chunders and Lady Elspeth

[Stairs]

Go find members please for these boards........

[Chunderbuxton]

My dear old chap, lovely to hear from you.

Lady Elspeth and I look forward to having a chat from time to time - we've been away salmon fishing, so perhaps you could let us know how the takeover is going?

Yours aye,

Chunders

[Maddix]

Salmon fishing eh ? I would have thought those extra fingers would be more suited to Trout Tickling.

How's Prince Abu BTW ? His copious investments don't seem to be having much effect on performances.

[Chunderbuxton]

My dear old chap,

Lovely to hear from you - would have been in touch earlier, but Lady Elspeth's pussy has gone missing again, and I needed to go and check the library.

Yours aye,

Chunders

[Maddix]

I would try giving Lady Elspeth's pussy a Brazilian in your situation Chunders. The pink skin would be in keeping with your porcine tendency's and it would no longer be camouflaged against the background of your leather bound tomes in the library

Si thi
Maddix

[Chunderbuxton]

Thanks for your reply, old chap,

Your advice is very useful, and I'm going to find those horse clippers to do the job.

We're off with the Quorn Hunt this week - back Friday,

Yours aye,

Chunders

[Maddix]

I hope you enjoyed your trip round Iceland and Aldi even if it does seem strange that it has taken a whole week when both those stores close at 7 PM. Anyway, did you find any Quorn ? or bump into Ryan Giggs by any chance ? Personally I'd go for the Linda McCartney range if I was a veggie. It's much better than that Quorn crap  

Si thi
Maddix

[Chunderbuxton]

Iceland and Aldi? Lady Elspeth won't be seen dead in there because the don't sell caviar and Bolly.

Mind you, she also thinks that Sainsburys only exist to keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose.

Nice to hear from you, old boy - got to go, pheasants won't shoot themselves, y'know.

Yours aye,

Chunders

[Maddix]

I see that your Arabian Prince has been conspicuous by his absence, again

Perhaps he should forego one of Lady Lovelace's soirees and pay more attention to his football, rather than golf, clubs