[Lord Snooty]

Baby? Congratulations, young jjamez.

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Well, seeing as nobody took up the opening game, I'll cobble a few words together.

[theo_luddite]

A jjamez jnr to join the ranks of kids that grow up thanking their dad (and mum sometimes) for making them believe that one day, Town will be great again? It's all in the first pair of blue'n'white genes you buy them you know.

I can't get me coat, I didn't bring one to Canada, it's too hot.

Congrats jjamez for whenever he/she arrives.

[jjamez]

Thanks guys, yeah the young terrier pup is due in November but personally think she'll be early. It's the entire reason why I haven't renewed this season.

I've already said I'll get her a season ticket when she's old enough and I'll even fork out for her mum if it means I'm allowed back consistently!

[Lord Snooty]

I'll do Donny

[Lord Snooty]

I'll do Stevenage. Do we have anybody who fancies a go at Sunderland.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Go on then.

[Lord Snooty]

I've given you all long enough to volunteer and none of you have stepped forward, so I will claim the three prestigious EFL Trophy group games.

[jjamez]

I'll clobber something for stockpork

[Amelia Chaffinch]

I've been volunteered for round 3 of the Carabooboo unless anyone wants it?

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I don't mind doing it, btw

[theo_luddite]

Put me down for Posh with a capital P (for Pish) and what looks like a Bolton - Wycombe double header but I suspect there's an International break hiding in there somewhere.