[theo_luddite]

I likely jinxed that one, having sent an email to my nephew down under saying "fortunately Cardiff can't buy a win either", or words to that effect a couple of hours before kick-off.

Bit us on the arse a bit when the scores came in didn't it.

[jjamez]

We'll send him one saying we can't buy a win and see if lightning strikes twice!

[theo_luddite]

I did, the clue was in "either"

[Amelia Chaffinch]

When I started going out with Snoots, he was inclined to wearing one neon pink sock and one neon green sock. It had nothing to do with Stoke or gangs, though. He was in the last throes of his punk stage. I think it was me who decided that his punk era was at an end.

[Lord Snooty]

When I started going out with Snoots, he was inclined to wearing one neon pink sock and one neon green sock. It had nothing to do with Stoke or gangs, though. He was in the last throes of his punk stage. I think it was me who decided that his punk era was at an end.

[theo_luddite]

We had a bloke where I worked in L666s that did that. When I mentioned it over in Canada, probably after accidentally pulling on a black sock and a navy one in the morning gloom, the girlfriend's daughters thought it was a great idea and adopted it immediately. They'd never heard of punk. I think one of them still does it and she's now in her 30's.
Meanwhile, tucked away in the darkest recess of Snoots's sock drawer, glowing away in the gloamin' like those old radioactive "fluorescent" watches they used to sell ......
My old Chemistry teacher put the school Geiger Counter on his watch and immediately dumped it in his Chemistry Lab front bench drawer, never to wear it again.

[Lord Snooty]

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[theo_luddite]

Well it only took 13 minutes to dump us back to the bottom of the table. Just for a change we conceded from a corner

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Oh, Blackpool have now conceded too, back up to the dizzy heights of 23rd.

[Lord Snooty]

Get Jepson on.

[theo_luddite]

and Boothy