[theo_luddite]

If he's standing on it it will break surely?

Apologies for calling you Shirley.

Don't think I've ever had a Twirl, let alone a Twirl Easter Egg AmChaff. Had to Google it. Still none the wiser.

Gimme a box of Creme Eggs any day.

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Cadbury's Caramel - now that was one Easter Bunny .........

[Lord Snooty]

Great musical interlude, theo. I think I might've bettered it though for the Boro game.        

[theo_luddite]

Oh aye! Dropped a few Chris Rea tracks in there by any chance?

[Lord Snooty]

That'd be telling.

[ritchiebaby]

Where does Ritchie stand on caramac

As theo suggests, very carefully. Caramac started my caramel chocolate obsession.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Have you gone down the Werthers Original route yet, Ritchie? Or does your caramel need chocolate? Would for me, I must say, although I make an exception for Thornton's toffee even though I risk my teeth everytime I eat that!

[Lord Snooty]

Luton beat Forest. Good result for us.....if we beat QPR.

[jjamez]

Where does Ritchie stand on caramac

As theo suggests, very carefully. Caramac started my caramel chocolate obsession.

You must be overjoyed to see it back in shops

[theo_luddite]

Yes, good to see Forest have finally shook off that horrible winning habit. We can't let QPR start one now.

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Alex Smithies has played his last game for Cardiff and wants to head back North. Would we pay his wages (Cardiff say they can't afford him) and would he be happy on the bench?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61106535

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Mr. M. Wallace has scored at both ends at Both Ends

[Amelia Chaffinch]

I don't think we need Smithies.