[Lord Snooty]

On a positive note. Good to see a proper match day programme again after years of stupidly fat programmes. The 28 page format is just about right and can easily be folded up and stuffed inside your back pocket. A proper programme.

I would happily pay a shilling each week for one of those, but thanks for the freebie this week, Phil.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Fold up a programme and put it in your pocket? Why would anyone cause such wanton destruction?!

[Lord Snooty]

It's 4 in the morning and the voices in my head are still ranting about the shite we witnessed today. 

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No bugger was wearing a mask. For the first time in 18 months I've picked up somebody else's germs. Can't stop sniffling.

Get to our seats and having a nice catch up chat with people we haven't seen for over a year then BOOM! The bloody music starts. Why do we have it? It's loud. It's awful. It's not a bloody night club, it's a football ground.

Try our new range of catering they said. Put some extra staff on then. The queues were stupid.

Then we get that moron announcer. Why is the baldy headed pillock obsessed with Leeds? If he's got issues, he needs to get them sorted. We don't care, mate. Get over it!

So he starts to read the teams out just as the ref is ready to kick off the match.

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Then the match started. 

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So afterwards, we walks to Costa, like we always do instead of sitting in the car park for half an hour.

It's shut! I know that's nowt to do with Town, but why? Why?

So walking back, sees Legends Bar is open and pops in there, now we can as all the Premier League hangers on have well and truly disappeared.

Two staff on. One pouring drinks, the other manning the card machine. By the time we got back to the car park, we were the last out.

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Get home, there's sod all on the telly and now I can't bloody sleep.

Thank you very much, Huddersfield Town.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

I can't disagree.

It was all vexing!

[WakeyTerrier]

Well my prediction wasn’t far off, I got the losing margin correct at least.

We’ve changed several personnel but we still make the same old mistakes.

I didn’t boo at half time but plenty did, no idea what the reaction was at the final whistle because we were at Waterloo by the time the fifth goal went in.

Gone by the end of the month.

[Lord Snooty]

It wasn't good.

[Lord Snooty]

Anyway yes. The boos at the final whistle were very loud to say there were so few people left in the ground.

[WakeyTerrier]

Have you seen that Danny Ward made 1 pass in the 45minutes he was on the pitch on Saturday and that was from the kick off

[Lord Snooty]

Aye but he was the only player running into space and giving options. Had a decent shot from one such.
And it was his pass that set up the disallowed goal, probably not included in the stats cos he was offside.
He looks much sharper and quicker than last season. Couldn't understand why he was taken off at half time.

[WakeyTerrier]

Lose tomorrow night and Carlos might be visiting "club de trabajo" sooner than even i expected.

Talking of the catering, I got in the ground about 14:15 and went to the catering point just under where M'Lud sits(people always seem to go to the first one which is always busy whilst the other is usually quieter)
Pint of Amstel and Balti Pie please.
Sorry we've run out of Amstel.

14:15 on our first day return to watch Town and they've run out of Amstel. How much did they buy 5ltr????
For crying out loud. The Rope Walk is shut, The gas Club is shut, Slubbers is shut, Ricky's and Dalton Grange are both long gone..
Other than Legends Bar which was deemed not good enough for the working man in the Premier League we have very little choice when it comes to pre match pints so for gods sake get some Lager in.