23-06-2021, 22:48 
	
	
		The reason we don`t get Aliens visiting Earth is due to the guide books only giving us 1 star.......
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		23-06-2021, 22:48 
	 
	
		The reason we don`t get Aliens visiting Earth is due to the guide books only giving us 1 star....... 
	
	
DD     
	
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		03-07-2021, 17:47 
	 
	
		I gave the G/F a bracelet. I said, "This used to belong to my Grandmother, I would like you to have it". 
	
	
She said "Why does it say ""Do not resuscitate"" on it"? DD     
	
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		05-07-2021, 21:16 
	 
	
		If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get? 
	
	
Yankee Poodle. DD     
	
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		10-07-2021, 17:14 
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		10-07-2021, 21:46 
	 
	
		It`s official. A law was passed yesterday and it`s now legal, you can eat road kill. 
	
	
There are no instructions on what to do with the bicycle though. DD     
	
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		10-07-2021, 22:53 
	 
	
		Just to reassure all my Dingle friends out there...... 
	
	
You`re being offered a JAB!, not a JOB. So relax. DD     
	
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		12-07-2021, 20:41 
	 
	
		Apparently the G/F is upset that I don`t buy her flowers, 
	
	
To be honest I didn`t even know she sold them. DD     
	
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		14-07-2021, 13:33 
	 
	
		The bloke in the furniture shop assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat 5 people without any problems. 
	
	
Then it occured to me, I don`t know 5 people without any problems. DD     
	
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		15-07-2021, 17:13 
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		16-07-2021, 13:34 
	 
	
		I don`t even believe myself when I say I`m only going to have one beer........ 
	
	
DD     
	
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