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		From Trumpton FB page
"I’m afraid I have been caught with my trousers down and my hand in the till"
"Fabulous Matt! We’ll make a Tory Prime Minister of you yet!"
	
	
	
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		The Handsoncock defense
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me
	
	
	
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		Yes .... but .... 
he can go but be back soon, 
he can go but bring back plenty,
don't forget the rule,
Bodgit will bring him back sooooooooooon. 
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		I can almost guarantee Hancock will be back. Boris will wangle it sometime within the next year, as MH is a clone of BJ - Dolly The Sheep has a lot to answer for.
	
	
	
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		Its incredible this dickhead is resigning over this instead of everything else he's presided over.... Including the needless deaths of thousands of UK citizens.