16-10-2020, 21:08
With so much of the country neck-deep in doom and gloom, it's been nice of Albion to keep to the theme during the first month of the season. All of the positives we took from the tough games of September, while kidding ourselves that we were only outclassed by the league's best teams, fell apart during a miserable afternoon in Southampton a fortnight ago. Now we have three consecutive Monday night games against the sides around us to try and turn this awful start around. If it's going to happen, then it needs to happen now.
We start with the visit of Burnley to the Hawthorns. Not only winless but pointless too, they've struggled for goals and shipped far too many at the other end - a familiar formula for us Baggies. It could either end up a proper goal-fest or a cagey, who-blinks-first affair, but hopefully we may at last get to see our signings in action, with Ivanovic and Karlan Grant waiting in the wings to make an impact. Of course, Chris Wood will be looking for a goal or two on the old patch, but even if he plays the game of his life, there's no excuse for Albion in this one. Three points are necessary and sorely-needed.
Famous fans: Wicket-taker extraordinaire Jimmy Anderson is the pick of the bunch among a raft of soap stars, assorted TV no-marks and Alastair Campbell. The late Ted Heath was an aficionado, and Prince Charles has on one occasion professed an attachment to Burnley, which does beg the question of what it is with that family and claret. Elsewhere, they've recently tried to lay claim to rapper Snoop Dogg on the basis that he uses Burnley-manufactured music equipment, which would be rather like us claiming Dolly Parton because she once ate a pork scratching. We'll give the King of Swing the salute he deserves and say they're welcome to all the others.
"I would rather spend a holiday in Tuscany than in the Black Country, but if I were compelled to choose between living in West Bromwich or Florence, I should make straight for West Bromwich." - J.B. Priestley