[Arcane Astral Aeons]

the model railway building event ground to a halt as the Portuguese builder demanded electrification of the track(shocking really)
the Space Invaders tournament has yet to be restarted due to the machines only accepting 10p`s and not Euros
the telescope event was won by the Chinese(who else ) Mei Spying On Yu(ladies keep those curtains drawn)
and now to the games special event...the Etch A Sketch finals.....the South Korean had completed a perfect house then had a fit wiping everything(unlucky there)

and to the chase the Andrex dog with your trousers round your ankles......won by the Andrex puppy.....(rather a lot of brown stains down the hallway)

 the Buckaroo Final was halted earlier when it was revealed that the Spanish player had super glued the horse(cheating at it`s best)
Pistol Shooting: no idea what the competitors were aiming at but the Mexican killed some guy lurking in a tree(James Bond..Moonraker Style)

And finally in this highlights package

all cameras were trained on Loch Ness.......not looking for the legendary monster.....but looking for the Scottish Swimmer
Och Eye The Noo
who is attempting to swim the famous loch in under 3 hours
he has either drowned or.....oh wait he has been spotted  he is in the pubs beer garden across from the Loch having a pint
and giving a two fingered salute

till tomorrow

[Blue Baggie]

Who's made the kaplunk finals ? And how did the yanks get on with the bubble gum blowing ? Rumours spreading that the Welly wanging along with the egg chucking has been delayed due to high winds ???