30-07-2020, 12:39
events today have been overshadowed by the untimely passing of the all time great mountain bike champion Mike Gears
all events will have a moments silence to honour him
and so to the events
today sees the semi finals of the welly throwing event,the current leader has complained about the various colours being used
events in the pool have been suspended for now due to an un-named athlete leaving a floating brown log in the pool:
so now to the beer drinking : and yes i`m slightly sozzled watching them down all those glasses of beer
Tennis now: and the defending olympic champion has pulled out of the event having been diagnosed with the runs:
and so to the long jump
and yes that was a long jump from the albanian...straight out of the sand pit i`m sure thats going to lead to a sore arse in the morning
UPDATE on the monopoly we brought you yesterday still one property left...you guessed it it`s Villa Park the players are unwilling to spend their fake money on a worthless property(this could go on for a while,players have asked for a non birmingham board to complete the game(more on that )
back to the wallpaper hanging now the finalists are complaing that the paste is sub standard....
now to the chess finals: nothing happening although the russian has just gone for a toilet break(exciting stuff this)
so to the kitchen tiling event and yet another disqualification the french competitor has installed a cracked tile
Mens BMX NEXT: and those bumps are going to cause severe cases of arse ache but we did have a winner
yep the Polish Rider (no idea how to pronounce his name,these poles need to stop using so many z`s `x`s) stormed over the line 2 minutes ahead of the rest
BUT HANG ON.....this could be yet another disqualification they are checking for a possible fault on the winners bike
now to the quarter finals of the Draughts(or if your a yank Checkers) and yes...they have closed the doors and fitted excluders
controversy at the snakes and ladders....it appears that the board has been tampered with seems like square 100 has a snakes head on it
More On The Monopoly(it appears the chinese player has finally cracked and bought Villa Park....well the chinese own most midlands football clubs)
i`m now going for a toilet break finding one in this stadium is like finding a villa fan with a brain
more to follow
all events will have a moments silence to honour him
and so to the events
today sees the semi finals of the welly throwing event,the current leader has complained about the various colours being used
events in the pool have been suspended for now due to an un-named athlete leaving a floating brown log in the pool:
so now to the beer drinking : and yes i`m slightly sozzled watching them down all those glasses of beer
Tennis now: and the defending olympic champion has pulled out of the event having been diagnosed with the runs:
and so to the long jump
and yes that was a long jump from the albanian...straight out of the sand pit i`m sure thats going to lead to a sore arse in the morning
UPDATE on the monopoly we brought you yesterday still one property left...you guessed it it`s Villa Park the players are unwilling to spend their fake money on a worthless property(this could go on for a while,players have asked for a non birmingham board to complete the game(more on that )
back to the wallpaper hanging now the finalists are complaing that the paste is sub standard....
now to the chess finals: nothing happening although the russian has just gone for a toilet break(exciting stuff this)
so to the kitchen tiling event and yet another disqualification the french competitor has installed a cracked tile
Mens BMX NEXT: and those bumps are going to cause severe cases of arse ache but we did have a winner
yep the Polish Rider (no idea how to pronounce his name,these poles need to stop using so many z`s `x`s) stormed over the line 2 minutes ahead of the rest
BUT HANG ON.....this could be yet another disqualification they are checking for a possible fault on the winners bike
now to the quarter finals of the Draughts(or if your a yank Checkers) and yes...they have closed the doors and fitted excluders
controversy at the snakes and ladders....it appears that the board has been tampered with seems like square 100 has a snakes head on it
More On The Monopoly(it appears the chinese player has finally cracked and bought Villa Park....well the chinese own most midlands football clubs)
i`m now going for a toilet break finding one in this stadium is like finding a villa fan with a brain
more to follow
@Kristien 1965
