[Dancingwilldoit]

How the hell did we end up with the lying gobshite Bonking Boris leading us? His press briefing tonight just beggared belief. Public opinion is about 80-20 for Cummings to go but he stands there defending him. Cummings must have something really big on him. He just lost the next election in 20 minutes.

[Devongone]

Boris does only have pudding-face Keir Starmer to beat you know.

And by the time there's an election most people will have forgotten who Dominic Cummings is, or what happened during CoronaBrexit.

The most interesting thing about Dominic Cummings is the way he dresses. He's telling the whole world "I don't give a shit!" Why are people surprised when he thinks he can make his own rules.

The moment Boris thinks he's more trouble than he's worth, he'll be gone. You don't get to where Cummings is by being a nice man. If you get to be Prime Minister you are a hundred times worse. Boris would eat his dad's face to stay in power.

[Lord Snooty]

London to Durham non stop. Not even a piss stop for the kid.
Then on a short trip to Barnard Castle, on Mrs Cummings' birthday, they have to stop by a river and walk in the woods because the kid needs a pee.
Anybody believing any of this?

[Dancingwilldoit]

Snoots, he was only testing his eyesight (pity he had shut down all the Specsavers, would have saved him risking a trial run with his wife and kid in tow). What nobody from the press managed to ask or bring up was the fact that his sister who he claimed was going to babysit, resides in Didcot. The reason she was in Durham was because the day after Cummings left London was his mothers 70th birthday. Nice little family get together.
Some people just dont know when to stop digging.

[themaclad]

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-05-22/the-...trictions/

Four MP’s break lockdown not a peep none asked to resign this is all about Brexit always has been

[spireitematt]

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-05-22/the-...trictions/

Four MP’s break lockdown not a peep none asked to resign this is all about Brexit always has been

That doesn't make what Cummings did ok. None of this is ok and any MP who has broke the lockdown rules should be fined and that goes for Government officials as well. Stop bringing it back to Brexit. This is more than Brexit. This is about democracy. People say they voted to leave the EU because they didn't want unelected officials/bureaucrats ruling them or making up laws but people are happy to have a unelected official/bureaucrat in the British Government make up laws and pretty much rules us. He addressed the nation from the N10 garden and people think this is ok? How is any of this ok? How can anyone defend this?

The way this pandemic and crisis has been handled by the Tories has been an absolute shambles from the start. Before anyone says Labour wouldn't have handled it any better, Labour haven't been in power for 10 years and if Labour were in Government and handled it like this then they would be criticised and rightly so.

• Worst Record in Europe
  
• The Government unprepared despite having 3-4 weeks prior warnings in advance
  
• Ignored offers of PPE numerous times
  
• Failed to protect the most vulnerable in care homes
  

Now they are treating the public like idiots, defending Cummings saying he didn't break the lockdown rules when he clearly did. They said back in March 'Stay home, Protect the NHS, Save lives'. Millions of us stuck by those rules and followed them. People have not seen there loved one's for weeks, people have not been able to bury family members. He broke the rules 3 times. He got in a car and drove to Barnard Castle to check his eyesight, What happens if his eyesight got worse? What happens if he had an accident? What happens if he had passed out or collapsed at the wheel?

Imagine if this was Corbyn. The media, the Tories, the electorate would be losing there minds. Diane Abbott had to publicly apologise to everyone last year because she drank a M&S mojito on the overground and they were calling her to be sacked or resign from the shadow cabinet.

[Devongone]

Matt you have to remember that Diane Abbott is black and therefore should always be forced to resign when anywhere near overstepping any mark at all, however random. She should also be humiliated even worse than when she was Jeremy Corbyn's girlfriend and had to spank him whilst eating Black Forest Gateau ……… or maybe they just had a nice bike ride ……. it was one or the other.

Cummings made it to Oxbridge, got a degree and is clearly a clever man who does have some quite original ideas. Therefore he has earned the right to do anything he sees fit, laws don't apply to him, social norms are to be disregarded and he is free to drive his flock of sheep over London Bridge or Benedict Cumberbatch if he so wishes.

Like Prince Andrew's sweating, Cummings' son is able only to piss on seeing a major river. As darkness was falling as they drove to Durham the child didn't pass water all the way and it is about to be revealed that he had to be taken down by the Cathedral before being able to relieve himself. The child was by now in tears of course.

I defend the right of Oxbridge graduates in and around government to piss or shit wherever and on whom so ever they choose. We fought a war for this didn't we?

Anyway look at that face. Where else would he find a job? If you turned up for a job interview at Morrisons looking like he did for his garden question-time you'd get your benefit suspended for deliberate lack of effort.

[Dancingwilldoit]

Journo in the Guardian reckons Boris cant get rid of Cummings because he's no idea what he is doing and just doesn't get ideas. Cummings has got rid of anybody with a brain cell (Javid etc) so we are stuck with him.

The eyesight test is a load of bollocks because his wife was recovered and could have driven. On the other hand if you believe Michael Gove in his interview today, Cummings never had Covid-19 or if you believe the article his wife wrote for the New Statesman a few weeks back, the 2 of them never left London during the lockdown. On the other other hand you could believe Cummings when he said in his press conference he foretold the Covid disaster last year. What he doesnt say is that he edited the article he wrote mentioning it, on the day he returned from Durham. Prior to that there was no mention.

This isnt political or Brexit bashing, its all about a lying cheating scumbag who thinks he is above everybody. His Boss is a first degree wanker who cant wipe his own arse and between the 2 of them they have royally screwed and fu*ked us all causing untold deaths and suffering.
My dog could have handled the crisis better. How long do we have to suffer incompetence on such a grand scale?

Just because Cummings made it to Oxbridge means absolutely fu*k all. I can think of hundreds of tossers that did the same thing.

Somebody asked at tonights briefing if the government were going to refund everybody who broke lockdown and was fined for seeking childcare. Our little lap dog Mr Hancock says they will look at it.
I honestly cant get my breath. How deep a bloody hole are they going to dig before striking oil?

[Devongone]

Dancing, I think your portrayal of Boris is wrong. He's highly intelligent, but I think he only gets big broad-brush ideas. I think detail bores him. He knows where he wants to get to roughly, but has no ideas what lies in between. Left to his own devices he blunders into trouble.

Cummings is generally much sharper which makes all this so amazing. If a Cabinet Minister had done what he's done himself, he be condemning him to Boris and demanding he be sacked. He'd be disparaging. He'd call the man an idiot. He does tend to see the ultimate destination and usually can fill in a few of the steps along the way, even if we hate what he's saying and why. Maybe he did have Covid, because everything he did was either wrong or didn't make sense (or perhaps something completely different happened and it is even more discreditable than the current story).

I watched a re-run of the Derry Girls last night and their reactions when trying to make excuses for whatever they'd done wrong were a bit reminiscent of Dominic on the spot. Basically his problem is, he was a swot at school, so he probably didn't get in trouble enough to learn how to handle it. They should have brought back Paxman, dressed him as a headmaster and Cummings would have cracked in minutes.

[Dancingwilldoit]

5 days on and it still rumbles. Our glorious leader thinks if he keeps throwing us titbits we will finally "move on" just like he wants us too. Problem is it isnt going to go away anytime soon and the longer he lets it run the worse it will get. Gagging the press and his scientific advisors isnt going to help for a start, it will just get their backs up and make them even more determined.

I disagree about Johnston having a brain cell Dev, if he did have one he must have given it away to one of his (how many? 6 or 7?) siblings. Because he cant keep his todger in his trousers doesnt make him intelligent, it makes him a menace. Read what his own sister said about him before he became leader, she told everybody he would make a crap leader and had no skills. She was bang right on the money.
He has dug himself one hell of a hole and I for one will enjoy watching him try and crawl out of it. I just pray the sides cave in. How much more is he going to rush to give away as a sweetener before he will finally admit defeat? If he had made Cummings apologise in the first place after 2 or 3 days the dust would have settled and he could have got back to pissing off on holiday and screwing around (giving each of them a nice big grant for thanks).

The reason he isnt so clever is that he thought he saw it coming but completely missed the main thrust. Cummings doctored a paper he wrote to make himself appear like a Svengali. Johnston re wrote the slogans from "stay in" to "be aware" at the last minute without briefing anybody. He had removed every reference to "stay at home" from the official government website. He cant answer a single question asked with anything other than "lets move on" in fact he has trouble with any sentence of more than 3 words (get brexit done, save our NHS, Stay at home - or not, lets move on et etc). He even relied on Cummings stood at his side prompting (out of shot) at Wednesdays MP's grilling, making himself look an absolute arsehole. If these are the actions of an intelligent man rather than one unsuccessfully trying to prevent a tidal wave then I'm a bleeding genius.
The country has the worst death rate (against population) in the western word and our jovial health secretary Matt Hancock is laughing his head off in a Sky TV interview boasting about his new track and trace thingy . People working on it knew nothing about until 10-30 last night and first thing this morning half of them didnt even have log in details and by 9-00am the system crashed.
Best thing I have read about this track and trace is if you are unlucky enough to catch covid - 19 and they ask you who you have been in contact with, just answer only Dominic Cummings. The slimy little bastard wont be able to leave home for months.