Salford City

SaltergateBorn · 14-08-2018, 19:36

Funny you should say that, Matt. I was thinking of going for a curry on Friday night and then having a couple of pints with my son before the game. Plans may have to be changed ........unless I can remember what I did with those spare colostomy bags.

Dancingwilldoit · 14-08-2018, 20:35

If SGB's on a curry the night before that means only 4 loos between th e othe r 1299 of us. I just hope this cant be true otherw ise I can see a the Class of 92 having a big clean up bill. A few hund red colosto my bags will take some shi fting

**spireitematt** · (This post was last modified: 14-08-2018, 21:40 by spireitematt.)

Think they also sell Curry and Indian food at the ground as well as a Burger bar.

https://salfordcityfc.co.uk/the-club/kitbag-fanzone/

Yeah they do

**spireitematt** · 15-08-2018, 12:57

https://www.chesterfield-fc.co.uk/news/2...ord-match/

Looks like I won't be going in the home end.

Dancingwilldoit · 15-08-2018, 13:23

You really couldn't make this up. Make it pay on the day then realize you have dropped a big one. Oh lets leave it to the stewards. So 700 or 800 Chetserfield fans are going to be turned away? How the hell are they going to tell where the fans are from? "Excuse me but are you a Salford supporter" - "Yes", "Oh OK then"
It would seem the class of 92 haven't got a brain cell between them.

**spireitematt** · (This post was last modified: 15-08-2018, 18:36 by spireitematt.)

(15-08-2018, 13:23)Dancingwilldoit Wrote: You really couldn't make this up. Make it pay on the day then realize you have dropped a big one. Oh lets leave it to the stewards. So 700 or 800 Chetserfield fans are going to be turned away? How the hell are they going to tell where the fans are from? "Excuse me but are you a Salford supporter" - "Yes", "Oh OK then"
It would seem the class of 92 haven't got a brain cell between them.

By the way 1300 Chesterfield fans will have to go through 1 turnstile.

Well surely they will know who is a Salford fan and who isn't by the accents.

SaltergateBorn · 15-08-2018, 20:06

Turns out I`m not the only one who thinks (eventually) it didn`t make any sort of sense.

I agree with you, Dancing. How the hell are they going to distinguish between a Salford supporter and a Spireite? (Apart from the possibility, given the size of their crowds, that the stewards are on first-name terms with all their fans. Possible, but not likely.) There isn`t that much difference between a North Derbyshire accent and a Mancunian and in view of this announcement I`m sure nobody is going to be daft enough to try and get into the home section wearing CFC colours.

And what about me? I live in Leicestershire, can show documentation to prove it and have lived and worked all over the country for the last 40 years so have no discernible local accent - in fact, I can put on a very convincing Cockney accent if I have to. How are they going to identify me as a CFC follower? Should be interesting.

Dancingwilldoit · 15-08-2018, 20:19

(15-08-2018, 18:36)spireitematt Wrote:
(15-08-2018, 13:23)Dancingwilldoit Wrote: You really couldn't make this up. Make it pay on the day then realize you have dropped a big one. Oh lets leave it to the stewards. So 700 or 800 Chetserfield fans are going to be turned away? How the hell are they going to tell where the fans are from? "Excuse me but are you a Salford supporter" - "Yes", "Oh OK then"
It would seem the class of 92 haven't got a brain cell between them.

By the way 1300 Chesterfield fans will have to go through 1 turnstile.

Well surely they will know who is a Salford fan and who isn't by the accents.

Just pretend to be dumb matt and wear a red T Shirt. Just learn sign language for Balm Cake and your in.

SaltergateBorn · 15-08-2018, 20:32

(14-08-2018, 20:35)Dancingwilldoit Wrote: If SGB's on a curry the night before that means only 4 loos between th e othe r 1299 of us. I just hope this cant be true otherw ise I can see a the Class of 92 having a big clean up bill. A few hund red colosto my bags will take some shi fting

Actually, Dancing, you may be on to something there.

If anybody is feeling particularly entrepreneurial, how about going out and buying a job-lot of colostomy bags on the cheap, then flogging `em on the gate. Sounds like there`ll be a market for them.

"A programme and 2 bags, please" - I can hear it now. Should be a nice little earner.

Luvvly jubbly.

**spireitematt** · (This post was last modified: 15-08-2018, 20:38 by spireitematt.)

(15-08-2018, 20:19)Dancingwilldoit Wrote:
(15-08-2018, 18:36)spireitematt Wrote:
(15-08-2018, 13:23)Dancingwilldoit Wrote: You really couldn't make this up. Make it pay on the day then realize you have dropped a big one. Oh lets leave it to the stewards. So 700 or 800 Chetserfield fans are going to be turned away? How the hell are they going to tell where the fans are from? "Excuse me but are you a Salford supporter" - "Yes", "Oh OK then"
It would seem the class of 92 haven't got a brain cell between them.

By the way 1300 Chesterfield fans will have to go through 1 turnstile.

Well surely they will know who is a Salford fan and who isn't by the accents.

Just pretend to be dumb matt and wear a red T Shirt. Just learn sign language for Balm Cake and your in.

Haha

If I go I will just say that I'm a disgruntled Manchester United supporter who is fed up of Mourinho's style of football and say that I've come to support Salford and the Class of 92.