[Thurnscoe_OWL]

I CBA to sit and do a brand new one just cos we're playing these pricks   so this will be largely plagiarised from Saturdays thread

Thought we did alright on Saturday, especially 2nd half. We went 1-0 down but didn't let it knock us   for once  

The team:

any XI from

England squad
Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Brom), Joe Hart (Manchester City).

Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Calum Chambers (Arsenal), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United).

Midfielders: Ross Barkley (Everton), Stewart Downing (West Ham), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).

Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal), Saido Berahino (West Brom)




LUCKY TITS AND MAGIC ARSE




The Kate Beckinsale tribute pic

DISBANDED DUE TO SEXIST NATURE




If Kevin Bacon's lawyers are reading this then the above image is a joke and is quite obviously not real, I mean, Kev is probably clean shaved down stairs

Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who give a shit


OwlKev
Washington
Thurnscoe
RAF
Wereham
St Charles

I'll put THREE up for grabs

1) Score and scorer (no copying, muppets. ENGLAND first)
2) Total minutes of goals (closest wins)
3) number of cards (reds=2, yellows=1 OK   copying acceptable)

score and scorer (england first!!!!)

3-1 Welbeck - Thurnscoe
3-1 Cahill - St Charles


Total mins of goals

210 - Thurnscoe
227 - St Charles

Total cards

7 - St Charles
9 - Thurnscoe



Big Kev is staying because he is obviously good luck. If he is still lucky by the end of Tuesday's game then he will make an appearance when we play the Village on Saturday  

Oooh almost forgot ... simply because Charlie and I have agreed on boundaries



ANYONE, posts something worse than this and they will be modded

[St Charles Owl]

I'll go for 3-1 England with Cahill scoring, 227 minutes for the goals and 7 cards.

[Offshore Owl]

2-0 Lambert.
Minutes 85
Cards 10 (double figures because it's the jockroaches)
Come on England make them Guinnesses at Aberdeen airport even sweeter come Wednesday afternoon.

[Was Wereham Owl]

3-1 Rooney

201 Mins

11 Cards

[Owlkev71]

2-2 Welbeck

222 mins

6 cards

[Statesideowl]

2-2 Sterling

123 mins

5 cards

[Owlkev71]

Reports in the media suggest Stevie May might get his first cap tonight.

[Statesideowl]

I hope he scores the winner to prove that Woy is an idiot.

[St Charles Owl]

Well I hope he gets a hat-trick but that Rooney and Welbeck both get hat-tricks as well!!!

[Maddix]

Right then, nearly kick off time.

I'm going shopping at Asda and then to MacDonalds

back at about 10 hopefully with some beer