Scenarios

**spireitematt** · 29-08-2017, 18:37

Best Case Scenario:

We start to get a run of form going and end in the playoffs before Xmas. Then go unbeaten for the rest of 2018 and run away with the league and win the title with several games to spare. Some rich owner comes in to buy the club and wants to take us to the Championship and then eventually we end up in the Premier League and win the FA Cup at Wembley.

Worst Case Scenario:

The current form continues, struggle to get wins, attendances fall dramatically. End up in a relegation dogfight and go to Barnet on the last day of the season needing to win to stay up but we end up losing 3-1, club goes out the football league into the National League and the club ends up going bust. A phoenix club set up by fans that ends up playing in the Northern East Counties League and play home games at either Matlock, Staveley or Sheffield FC. The ground gets bought by Tesco and knocked down for car parking or gets bought by a property developer who decides to build penthouses.

The worst case scenario xxxx terrifies me.

Devongone · 31-08-2017, 18:43

I am worried by the kind of people who would want penthouses .......... there!

Best case:

Thrashed again 0-4 by Coventry this time. Manager sacked. The Hump appointed as we have no money. Brings back Ricardo German from loan, he combines with Gozie and Diego to form an unplayable front three. O'Grady successfully pairs up with Maguire in central defence. Binnom-Williams astonishing when fit. Tommy Lee tries acupuncture with amazing results. Joe Rowley and Charlie Wakefield form midfield axis, Sinnott grabs goals from midfield and Dennis becomes a supersub. We lose in play-off final to lucky Forest Green ricochet off a solar panel. Liverpool, Chelsea and Man City lock into a bidding war for Ricardo German and Joe Rowley starting at £35 million. DA dies of shock, but AC finds himself imprisoned for manslaughter. We start 2018/19 season as 1/3 favourites for Div 2 title.

Worst case scenario:

Coventry game is our last win. Tommy Lee suffers career-ending injury saving unjust last-minute penalty. GC experiments with two at the back and recruits Mark Randall in goal to pump perceptive raking passes to Krystian Dennis playing as lone front man. We are relegated by early-March. DA turns down £12.5 million bid from Malaysian syndicate. GC promises we'll be the Vanarama Barcelona. When relegation again threatens AC turns to Stockport County and York City for advice. Ricky German never returns from Alfreton. It turns out he just kept walking south.

bluepooch · (This post was last modified: 31-08-2017, 20:37 by bluepooch.)

Scenario for Saturday as I see it.
A heavy or poor deserved defeat -Time for GC to clear his desk.
A narrow defeat but unlucky ,we hit the woodwork 3 times or a draw with a decent performance but possibly with a last minute equaliser for them - GC stays but with an ultimatum to improve quickly .
A win at any cost - GC gets another game .
It really is game by game at the moment as far as I'm concerned.

Dancingwilldoit · 01-09-2017, 09:37

The only scenario as I see it, is GC walks or gets pushed win lose or draw. Any more of his inane ramblings about playing football the right way and the players not learning after another 4 goal rout and I will cut my throat.

bluepooch · 01-09-2017, 12:21

So if we win 4-0 we should sack him ? .You're becoming so obsessed with rage its clouding your judgement Dancing .

Dancingwilldoit · 01-09-2017, 13:45

Blue if we win 4-0 not only will I run down our street naked but I will also show my backside in any shop window of your choosing.

**spireitematt** · 01-09-2017, 14:08

If we lose he won't be sacked!

If we draw he won't be sacked!

If we win he won't be sacked!

Justin Edinburgh got sacked yesterday by Northampton for winning 6 out of 23 games.

bluepooch · (This post was last modified: 01-09-2017, 16:04 by bluepooch.)

I really do hope we win 4-0 .....

Dancingwilldoit · 01-09-2017, 16:36

Don't know why, my backside isn't a pretty sight.

Devongone · 01-09-2017, 16:52

Matt, calm down, I don't think any of us actually think he'll be sacked (why would we do it now and not earlier?) ......... but I reckon at least two of us see it as a best-case scenario.

I reckon Northampton were sending us a secret message. 6 out of 23 as against 3 out of 26. Suspiciously reminiscent. It's a bit Dan Brown, but I reckon the answer's hidden somewhere beneath the Crooked Spire. Search for Freemasonry symbols around Vicar Lane!

Which shop is current favourite for Dancing's Backside?