[Thurnscoe_OWL]

WOOOO the internationals are back and we all get to come away from the trauma and boredom of watching wednesday to watch England   BTW, the last time Wednesday won was before the last International break  .

The team:

any XI from

England squad
Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Brom), Joe Hart (Manchester City).

Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Calum Chambers (Arsenal), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United).

Midfielders: Ross Barkley (Everton), Stewart Downing (West Ham), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).

Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal), Saido Berahino (West Brom)


Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who give a shit

Dont know the standings because SCO did the last thread when I took my sabbatical after the "Great Censorship of 2014" (still pisses me off xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx   ) Can someone update this for me please? I know you can because you spend most of your time on here censoring me anyway. xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx

SCO edit - Washington won a for the last game for being closest to the time of goals, no others were won, so here is the updated table.

kev
washington
thurnscoe
raf


I'll put three up for grabs

1) Score and scorer (no copying, muppets. ENGLAND first)
2) Total minutes of goals (closest wins)
3) The number of posts up to, and including, the obvious post referencing Rooney missing an easy chance.


Score and Scorer (England first)

2-0 Welbeck - Madsteve
2-1 Chamberlain - Thurnscoe


Total Minutes of Goals

111 - Madsteve
200 - Thurnscoe


No of Posts Up to and including the obvious post referencing Rooney missing an easy chance

31 - Thurnscoe
33 - Madsteve


LUCKY TITS AND MAGIC ARSE





The Kate Beckinsale tribute pic

DISBANDED DUE TO SEXIST NATURE

I sometimes find photos of our Kate where she looks a lot like Kevin Bacon, so, to prove that I'm not objectifying women, here is a photo of the man himself, looking nice and sexy for the ladies (it's alright for women to oggle men as long as no man ever looks at a woman ever again. GENDER EQUALITY RULES   )



If Kevin Bacon's lawyers are reading this then the above image is a joke and is quite obviously not real, I mean, Kev is probably clean shaved down stairs

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POST YOUR OWN IMAGES AND I'LL TRY TO VIEW THEM ALL BEFORE THE DELETE BUTTON IS PUSHED

[madsteve]

2-0 Wellbeck

111 minutes

33 posts

[Was Wereham Owl]

3-1 Wellbeck

117 mins

15

[Owlkev71]

3-0 Welbeck

199 mins

22

[Southeyowl]

2-1 Wellbeck

90 mins

40

It's England so I don't really give a Fook! but here are some lucky photo's for the thread!

   

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

2-0 ROONEY  

90 mins  

32 and i dont understand what the f uck you are going on about here  

No comments on a game i wont be wathcing due to the fact im having a break from football like last weekend    it was **** brilliant    all i will say though   is  like wednesday they are a set of c unts   and thurnscoe your a f cuking bummer  

Every game Rooney misses loads of chances which even Atdhe Nuhiu would make the keeper work a bit. It's alright though, Rooney will get a penalty and bury it just to cement his place as a world class striker
I want to know how many posts this thread will get before the first post referencing a Rooney miss.

[Southeyowl]

ooppps did not notice imre had put 90 mins!

If you cant copy I will take 100

[Statesideowl]

Mmmmeh. Not too interested in the prima donnas, but I'll play along

2-0 Slovenia OG

100 mins

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

Baines out of tomorrows game and I'm guessing luke shaw is out because the beeb says Gibbs is the only LB available

[Southeyowl]

Has someone took offence at my picture if dumb and dumber!

It was on my earlier post and now its gone!