[Zinman]

From my former seat in the Brummie, I could never quite make out the lyrics of the Tony Pulis song coming with such enthusiasm from the Smethwick. I finally think I've worked it out and would be grateful if someone could confirm (or feel free to offer alternatives). I assume it goes something like:

This football's appalling,
They're sitting so deep.
There's no chance of scoring
We're falling asleep
Cos we've got....

He just keeps on saying
That we'll be alright.
But we still keep losing
Cos we're f*****g sh*te
Cos we've got.....

There's no entertainment
It's now a sick joke.
Maybe the answer,
Send Tone back to Stoke.
Cos we've got.....

[Beefy 1965]

[Sir Megson]

The main ones getting that chant going are the cringey "singing section" who to their credit make more noise that than the whole of the Brummie.

Same could be said of Pulis for that matter. Get more earache from him shouting "Go arrrn!" on the touchline than the Brummie to be fair.

[Zinman]

And out in the distance
Rondon stands alone.
To shout to his colleagues
He uses his phone
Cos we've got....

Just one shot on target
But we should be glad
It's more than expected
We're that f*****g bad
Cos...

Sorry, the result of walking the dogs on hangover Sunday with nothing better to think about.

[WBA-Josh]

How about an angry TP song?

You came into our life,
Without a single thing,
We gave into your ways,
Which left us with nothing,
We've given empty smiles,
We've dealt with all your games,
We wish you'd leave right now,
And we won't let you win,
Won't you get the xxxx out of our club, now!
Won't you get the xxxx out of our club, now!

Based on the song Good God by American Nu-Metal band Korn.

Sorry Baggievicar.

[Dingle-Dingle]

We've already said "Goodbye"
Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now go now, go now (Go now)
Before you see me cry?
I don't want you to tell me just what you intend to do now
'Cause how many times do I have to tell you Pulis Pulis
I'm still in love with Albion now
Whoa oh oh oh
We've already said "So long"
I do want to see you go, oh you'd better
Go now go now, go now (Go now)
Don't you even try?
Tellin' me that you really don't want it to end this way
'Cause Pulis Pulis, can't you see I don`t want you to stay.
Whoa oh oh oh
Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now…

DD Taxi for Pulis.

[Salopbaggie]

For us oldies to the tune of Everytime We Say Goodbye - Ella Fitzgerald

Everytime you say we're fine, I die a little,
You say we played well, I wonder why a little,
Why the fans around you, who must be in the know.
Think so little of you, they want you to go.

When you're near, there's such an hoof about it,
I can hear the other fans, begin to sing about it,
We always were finer, but how strange the change from major to minor,
Its time we say goodbye.

Every game, there is no passion about it,
Its all defence, there is no flair about it,
There's no song finer, than Pullis is off, in his Morris Minor,
It's time we say goodbye