[bluepooch]

All in the best possible taste

Shipman
Nillson
Dahmer
Bundy
Sutcliffe
Crippen
Jack the ripper
Fred West
Ian Brady
Son of Sam
Ailleen Wuornos

This team should murder the opposition .

[Devongone]

This team is ridiculous. You included a woman. You know women can't play the game.

AND you have a gay player. There is no such thing as a gay player. You were stretching belief by including Brady who is fed by tube, several players who are known to be dead and one who may not have existed or been one person, but a gay footballer really ......
It is well known that the moment a boy discovers he is gay he regards a through ball as an extended opportunity for a mince and half time is just a chance to change into something louder and tighter.

Just because I always hoped Dr Smith from Lost in Space would be appointed manager I do not see why my views should not be taken seriously by the club's board!

[SaltergateBorn]

Excuse me, Dev, but I seem to recall that the 'women who can`t play the game' did better in their World Cup than our supermen have done for a long time. (I know you`re not serious, but I thought I`d say that anyway.)

Anyway, Aileen ( or Myra Hindley - or Rose West) could be the 'Eva Carneiro' of the team, running onto the pitch with the magic sponge when one of the players plays dead, only to be abused by the manager for being naive.

Who would be the manager, by the way? Adolf Hitler? Genghis Khan? Attila the Hun? Pol Pot?

This forum really is getting more surreal by the day.

[Devongone]

The Women's World Cup wasn't real. It was like men walking on the moon. Never happened. You can see a breeze blowing.

It was staged on Isthmian League grounds with young boys substituting for women. A bit like Shakespeare.

As for surreal, when we signed Ched, I read it over and over again searching for a punchline. It took me ages to catch on it was true.