06-08-2020, 22:03
Beep beep beep
Roving reporter calling in from the pool today.
The 1000 metre underwater event was won by Marine Boy, with Aqua Marina in silver position. Troy Tempest was 3rd but was disqualified
for using a motorised devise (Stingray) This allowed Bobby Ewing (man from atlantis) to take the Bronze medal.
Tarzan won the 100 metre freestyle while saving a chimpanzee
Chadli was asked to leave the pool as it has no healing qualities
Beep beep beep
The Irish rowing team turned up only to find no indoor rowing events were planned.
And finally no real surprises in the diving Jack Grealish took the gold for the most dives completed in 90 minutes.
More reports due as they come in.
Roving reporter calling in from the pool today.
The 1000 metre underwater event was won by Marine Boy, with Aqua Marina in silver position. Troy Tempest was 3rd but was disqualified
for using a motorised devise (Stingray) This allowed Bobby Ewing (man from atlantis) to take the Bronze medal.
Tarzan won the 100 metre freestyle while saving a chimpanzee
Chadli was asked to leave the pool as it has no healing qualities
Beep beep beep
The Irish rowing team turned up only to find no indoor rowing events were planned.
And finally no real surprises in the diving Jack Grealish took the gold for the most dives completed in 90 minutes.
More reports due as they come in.
2020 the year the bubble burst 
