[Arcane Astral Aeons]

welcome back:

todays mens marathon has been postponed due to a oil spillage on the course
the organisers commented "we had to think of the carnage that all those runners would have created
spreading oily footprints all over the new carpets in the athletes lounge"

now to the boxing:....and the german boxer has managed to assemble 30 boxes way to go Klaus
another new sport to bring you: the olympic hot dog eating event
no prizes for guessing who won it....yep a overweight yank

now to the hockey,a dull and boring game between The Outer Mongolians And The Turkmenistans was eventually won by outer Mongolia on a penalty shoot out
(Genghis Khan putting the final penalty away after threatening the goal minder from Turkmenistan with a knife,)

and so to the basketball:....and confusion between the French And Spanish as it appeared the size of the ball was bigger than the size of the hoop
so far the game is into its final quarter with the score 0-0(well i never)

and to football:the Brazilians are on the verge of elimination after an embarrassing loss to The Outer Hebrides (what actually is a HEbride answers to the studio please)....the hebrides scored a disputed penalty in the 101st minute after a lengthy VAR  check the penalty was awarded in the 65th minute,certainly took their time on that one.

and so to the womens beach volleyball (no idea who is playing but that young girl in pink has a cracking figure and a really lovely arse)

in the pool it`s the qualifying heats for the womens 100 metres breast stroke
Lane 1(seen better)
Lane 2(bloody hell huge)
Lane 3(she needs to see a surgeon not a lot there)
Lane 4 (blimey must be feeding them on something illegal)
Lane 5 (Sufficient )

that concludes todays events

tune in tomorrow for another dose of bizarre commentary

[silverbaggie]

Does anyone know where this guy Kristien lives.??

Next event:- The 4 X 100 metres relay for men in white coats carrying a straight jacket.

Way to go!!

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Does anyone know where this guy Kristien lives.??

Next event:- The 4 X 100 metres relay for men in white coats carrying a straight jacket.

Way to go!!      

this is what happens when i am allowed the use of a computer
i have more straight jackets than the local nut house and i have managed to escape from all of them and the nut house
am now hiding out in some place called Tipton.....they will never find me here

[Blue Baggie]

Tipton, I thought that had been shut down. I worked on the Vaughan Trading Estate for a few years. Used to take the yanks to Mad O'Rourke's for a mixed grill on a shovel. They loved it especially after a few Banks's. I digress Kristen are channel 4 showing any highlights.

[theo_luddite]

Taken more Mad O'Rourke's pie home in doggy bags than I've ever managed to eat at the butchers tables. Germans, Yanks, Cannucks, fellow Yorkies, they all love the place. One of these days I'll have to try leaving out the 4 pints for an appetiser and just have one (or two) to wash the pie down with. I might get more than half-way through one then.

So, just asking, what days are the pie eating semi's and finals on the schedule? Also can't wait for the 'catch a discus like dog catches a frisbee' women's qualifying.

Keep it up, I'll be back for the evening replays.

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Tipton, I thought that had been shut down. I worked on the Vaughan Trading Estate for a few years. Used to take the yanks to Mad O'Rourke's for a mixed grill on a shovel. They loved it especially after a few Banks's. I digress Kristen are channel 4 showing any highlights.

they were going to shown truncated highlights but the logistics proved impossible after the womens breast stroke
the camera man had truncated his shorts watching

[Dingle-Dingle]

I tried the breaststroke earlier but caught the G/F off guard and she slapped me round the kisser.

DD