[theo_luddite]

Wrap yourself up in cardboard lined with foil to fool the X-ray machines - stick an Amazon address label on the outside and book a ride with these guys.

https://www.mromagazine.com/2020/11/30/c...4795601E3R

Probably cheaper than BA or Air Canada - the food and drink, and let's not forget the toilets might be dodgy or a bit DIY, the seating uncomfortable and the temperature in the cabin a tad cold, but what's new about that?

[Amelia Chaffinch]

I don't mind the cold. 

[theo_luddite]

You might in the aircraft hold when you're in there for a few hours - not to mention being loaded/unloaded by a fork lift truck.

[Baggiebob(BBB)]

You might in the aircraft hold when you're in there for a few hours - not to mention being loaded/unloaded by a fork lift truck.

And the handling of course !!

[Amelia Chaffinch]

 Perhaps I won't bother then