[Arcane Astral Aeons]

after finally sorting out our crossed commentary
we are back

dont panic i will be publishing a medal table pretty soon

have been lucky enough this evening to visit the Hebrides football team as they prepare for their final against the Spanish(I Think)
they looked really relaxed but i did notice a few empty bottles of Famous Grouse lying around(i drank the lot)
do have some sad news to report this evening: Sun Moon Yeung has sadly passed away before his table tennis semi final against
Mei Po Sonyeu
foul play is suspected
must have been the chicken
thoughts go out to his family

surprise at the womens netball this evening when one of the americans unleashed a left breast in full view of the cameras
looked rather full and firm but enough of that

with final few days being dominated by the athletics that start tomorrow
we are left with a few sports still to commentate on

indoor duck hunting(new to me as well)
so far one duck ventured indoors quacked and promptly left
and finally to the womens teeth brushing
won by the ultra clean colgate fresh american
her husband was in raptures when asked how she did it
"no idea but guess what i`m getting tonight?"
looks like a minty fresh.......CUT(you cannot say that)

enough for today
join me and the team tomorrow
for now
Good Evening

[Blue Baggie]

After bring released by the SAS hide and seek squad I managed to get some missing reports in = here goes
The Australians claimed gold in the Aligator hunting with Troy from the USA catching a 14 footer
The BMX and Skateboarding were going well until a Bulldog got in on the act.
Beep beep beep
One of my favorites - the womens beach volly ball has been taking place - slightly more clothes then the mens?
The rowing saw Cambridge and Oxford in a rematch. Both beaten by a new team from Hawaii.
Baskeball was a major talking point when the Harlem Globetrotters thrashed everybody
Beep beep beep
The hockey saw fights between teams and sticks being used as weapons.
I'm off in hiding again

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

After bring released by the SAS hide and seek squad I managed to get some missing reports in = here goes
The Australians claimed gold in the Aligator hunting with Troy from the USA catching a 14 footer
The BMX and Skateboarding were going well until a Bulldog got in on the act.
Beep beep beep
One of my favorites - the womens beach volly ball has been taking place - slightly more clothes then the mens?
The rowing saw Cambridge and Oxford in a rematch. Both beaten by a new team from Hawaii.
Baskeball was a major talking point when the Harlem Globetrotters thrashed everybody
Beep beep beep
The hockey saw fights between teams and sticks being used as weapons.
I'm off in hiding again

alligator hunting was won by Crocodile Dundee(using his catch phrase "now thats what i call a knife!)
skateboarding the american winner was disqualified for only finishing with three wheels
Vietnamese athlete tested positive for steroids ahead of his chicken throwing event
and before i sod off to bed
the multi coloured welly throwing was won by .....(who won it?)...oh  the pink green and yellow welly won it

[Dingle-Dingle]

Why does the nutter always sit next to me on the bus??

DD

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

Why does the nutter always sit next to me on the bus??

DD    

use the train more seats