[Arcane Astral Aeons]

What Do Potatoes Come In ?
What Does Santa Carry His Presents In?
What Will TP Not Get?

answers on a postcard to:

[Baggievicar]

What Do Potatoes Come In ? A tractor, round my way
What Does Santa Carry His Presents In? A sleigh
What Will TP Not Get? An easy ride, if he doesn't push off quickly

[Arcane Astral Aeons]

What Do Potatoes Come In ?    A tractor, round my way
What Does Santa Carry His Presents In?    A sleigh
What Will TP Not Get?    An easy ride, if he doesn't push off quickly

no no no no
not many tractors round here
santa actually uses a sack not a sleigh.....he don`t come down the chimney in a sleigh now does he?

as for TP
hopefully the aforementioned Santa will give him his P45

cant see it but as they say
christmas is the time of miracles