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Day 5 Highlights - Arcane Astral Aeons - 31-07-2020

After watching the grueling mens marathon that was won by a swiss runner?........i did point out to other broadcasters that it really should be re labelled the mens
snickers(they greeted that with total contempt)
the staring at the moon via telescopes has had an unexpected twist as the sole american claims to have spotted intelligent life on the planet,turns out it was a fly on the lens

in the caber tossing the scots were eliminated due to the fact that what they actually tossed was a still connected telegraph pole that shut down most of our communications throughout the afternoon(actually i was asleep this afternoon)

Book Reading: was won by the french reader Meaya Bored having actually managed to read read the entire Lord Of The Rings in under 3 days
as promised earlier the surprise addition to these games
is seems as though the Jamaican bobsledders have arrived someone should have told them this is the summer games and very little chance of competing
2 years early as a matter of fact

and onto that sport we all love
bog snorkeling
not a pretty sight as the Croatian emerged from the bog covered in loads of unflushed toilet paperĀ 
how he got his head so far down is a mystery

and so to tonights final highlights from the womens 30kg chocolate eating contest
not much to say except this event is proof positive that when it comes to chocolate women become savages
oooooo the scratching and eye gouging are becoming very violent (glad i aint dating or married to one of those women )

Please Join Us(actually just me)
Tomorrow For More Olympic highlights

including the mens 50,000 metresĀ 
and the womens javelin

but for tonight
i bid you farewell


RE: Day 5 Highlights - Blue Baggie - 31-07-2020

When are the swimming and diving finals. Hope the water shortages are not an issue.