(28-07-2020, 12:50)Arcane Astral Aeons Wrote: today sees the long awaited endurance test.....yes we have the semi finals of the Bird Watching Contest
followed by the qualifying for the Wallpapering Finals(more on that as it unfolds)

overnight we had a disqualification in the Wack-A-Mole contest,it appears that a certain Mr Jones took Jasper Carrotts advice literally and actually did
"Blow It`s Bloody `ead Orff"

and we are heading straight to the pool......yep its a rain filled pot-hole  no chance of anything happening there

BREAKING NEWS:
it appears that Great Britain have won a gold medal in the Build An Ikea Wardrobe In Under Two Days
Way To Go GB
WAIT BREAKING NEWS: GB have been disqualified for having a screw left over

now we take you to another new event Armchair Darts
and yes it`s a new world record for the amount of holes in one armchair

we now go to the weight lifting where the favourites are the germans
and just look at that lift...staggering  ....8 crates of Holsten Pils straight above his head

and now to the judo
that was a class flip into the cup(oh sorry i meant tiddllywinks)

one sport started earlier than the rest monopoly.....and how exciting it is
we are still waiting for the final property to be bought
(we may be here a while)

over to the pole vaulting
and.....here goes the Iranian ....and what a vault that was...straight out of the stadium.......
well you don`t see that often

and now to the athletics

the 200 metres
didn`t go well for the Syrian athlete in lane 6 after hearing the starting pistol go simply stood there with his hands in the air

Well That Was An Exciting Second Day
Do Tune In Tomorrow For More
COMING UP TOMORROW

crocodile wresting
indoor tree felling
pin the tail on the donkey
and the one we have all been waiting for:
the womens breast stroke(trust me you will not want to miss that)