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Stardate (whenever) - Arcane Astral Aeons - 06-05-2020
this is day 40056 of our lockdown
Spock is gradually starting to piss me off
"jim when can i resume duties
what can i tell him?
"spock when you have tested negative for the virus "
well you know these vulcans they never catch anything
our transporter system has shut down
due to the fact we cannot beam anyone in or out
Uhura is going spare as she is running out of nake-up
the rest of the crew are going insane as we are slowly running out of pigs in blankets
Scotty suggested beaming down to the nearest ASDA until we showed him the queues
im really not sure what the scots word is for "eff that captain" is but it didnt sound polite
as for MCcoy
well he is still waiting to be transferred to the outpost of Neverbeentherebefore
so all in all life on the Enterprise is as exciting as it ever was
End Of Transmission
Kirk Out
RE: Stardate (whenever) - WBA-Josh - 06-05-2020
Ok who did it? Raise your hand, don't be scared. Who let the village idiot out of the asylum?
RE: Stardate (whenever) - Arcane Astral Aeons - 06-05-2020
it was not my fault josh
i saw the open door and.....well i simply walked out
managed to smuggle my lap top out with me in a sainsbury`s bag