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As Promised - Arcane Astral Aeons - 09-05-2018
star date 2134
captains log
"on our way to the gamma quadrant to monitor a gaseous anomily"
Spock-"captain serious news being relayed from earth"
Kirk- "ok Spock put it on speakers"
Speakers: "it is with regret we have to inform the crew of the Enterprise that West Brom have been relegated"
at this point the entire bridge are stunned into silence
"did you get the message Kirk?"
Kirk-"we got the message"
Kirk then looks at Spock,Uhura,and finally at Checkov
Spock--"captain i am receiving a distress signal from an unknown ship they are requesting us to beam aboard a casualty "
Kirk-- "permission granted"
kirk then leaves for the transporter bay taking spock with him
on their arrival they find a hideoulsly disfigured human life form
Kirk "god what is that"
Spock " judging by its humanoid form it looks like........"
Kirk "well what is it"
Spock "Captain it looks like a cross between a Pardew and a pulis"
Kirk="where did this thing come from Spock!"
Spock "i believe it came from the planet Antifootball some planet outside our galaxy "
Kirk "send it back"
Spock "captain"
Kirk " west brom have been relegated you poxy vulcan i don`t want this thing aboard my ship send it back"
Spock- Another distress call admiral
Kirk-who is it this time
Spock--someone called Big Dave
Kirk--who the hell is big dave?
Spock--manager of the month for April one more thing Admiral
Kirk- whats that spock
Spock--wolves got promoted to earths premier league
Kirk spock i dont give a rats ass
Spock-what is a rats ass?
cue the closing credits
thanks to the voice talents of the following
Spock voiced by me
Kirk Voiced by me
the rest of the crew voiced by no-one(they didnt actually say anything)
produced and directed by me
scripted by Alison
directed by A Hole
and that folks is the last ever trek post
it`s been a blast
hope you all had fun reading them
2011-2018 the trek is now run
have fun all
RE: As Promised - Dingle-Dingle - 10-05-2018
qar. teHbe'bej. Qav reH post Hov trek. gareth porkies Dara' 'e' vIHar. DD
