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BellEnders v Dog Botherers - Lord Snooty - 26-10-2023 Leeds United v Huddersfield Town
The Sky Bet Championship Saturday October 28th - 12:30 ko at Elland Road ![]() Huddersfield Town travel to Beeston, in the leafy suburbs of Leeds to the big yellow skip on Saturday lunchtime for 81st proper West Yorkshire derby, between the two biggest rivals in the history of football. Even though Leeds think Man Utd are their biggest rivals, this will be their biggest crowd of the season and it's as much their Cup Final as it is ours. Looking at the two squads, there's no way we can get anything from this match. They have international players from across the globe, and Featherstone. We have lads from AFC Wimbledon, MK Dons and Solihull Moors. They're just below automatic promotion. We're just above automatic relegation. They have a well respected German Head Coach with a superb managerial record. We have replaced the most successful English manager with a bloke who struggled to get Sheffield Wednesday promoted from League One. That's the massive Sheffield Wednesday, by the way. And if you're only as good as your last game, then we are utter shite! Leeds however, did lose at Smoke-on-Stench on Wednesday night, leaving us only 8 points behind them in a ridiculously tight Championship table. If we win this, we'll be five points behind them, still fighting relegation, while they will still be promotion candidates. ![]() BellEnders Vs Dog Botherers ![]() Tickets: Adults - £47 Disabled Adult - £32 Senior Citizen (Over 65) - £32 Young Adult (19-22) - £32 Juniors (16-18) - £24 Under 16 - £22 Under 11 - £11 Adults - £20 Disabled Adults - £15 Senior Citizen (Over 65) - £15 Young Adult (19-22) - £15 Under 19- £10 Under 11 - £5 Head to Head ![]() Town lead the head to head with 32 wins to United's 29, with 19 draws. So what's going on down at the old yellow skip? Managed nowadays by Daniel Farke, a 46 year old German geezer from Steinhausen. After a mediocre playing career, he became manager of SV Lippstadt 08, before taking on the job as coach to the reserve side of German club Borussia Dortmund when David Wagner left to become our Head Coach in 2015. He did such a good job there that when HTFC Sporting Director, Stuart Webber left Town for Norwich, he decided to see if lightning could strike twice by appointing Dortmund's reserve coach again. And to some extent, it did work. He won the Championship title twice with the Canaries, but couldn't stop them getting immediately relegated on each occasion, finally getting sacked just prior to that second relegation, following a record 15 consecutive defeats. Ironically, he was given the heave-ho the day after beating Brentford to end that terrible run. After a couple of months out of work, he ended up in Krasnodar Krai, managing FC Krasnodar in the Russian Premier League. However, he never took charge of a match. They were in the winter break when he arrived and by the time the season had restarted, yond prick Vladimir Putin had gone and invaded Ukraine. So he then went home to Germany, landing the job at Borussia Mönchengladbach, but after another mediocre season, he was sacked. That left him free to join the freshly relegated BellEnders in July. ![]() Wednesday night's line up at Smoke-on-Stench: 1 Illan Meslier - French u21 keeper, came from Lorient, not Leyton Orient. ![]() 22 Archie Gray - 17 year old midfielder who's dad, grandad and great uncle all played for Leeds. (Can you name them?) 14 Joe Rodon - Spurs paid 11 million for him from Swansea, then sent him out on loan. 21 Pascal Struijk - Centre back, came from Ajax in 2018. 25 Sam Byram - Back at Leeds after spells with West Ham, Notts Forest and Norwich. 29 Wilfried Gnonto - 19 year old Italian international winger, became national team's youngest ever scorer last year. 4 Etahn Ampadu - Played one PL game for Chelsea (against us in 17/18), but also won FA Cup winners medal and Europa League winners medal. 44 Ilia Gruev - Bulgarian midfield international, came from Werder Bremen. 12 Jaidon Anthony - Winger on loan from Bornmuff. 7 Joël Piroe - Paid Swansea 10 million for him, scores a lot. 24 Georginio Rutter - 21 year old French striker, signed from Hoffenheim. Subs: 2 Luke Ayling - Prick! 6 Liam Cooper - Played for us on loan from Hull in 2011. 8 Glen Kamara - Finland international midfielder. 9 Patrick Bamford - Has played for England. I'm not joking. Look it up, he really did! 10 Crysencio Summerville - Dutch winger from Feyenoord's Academy. 17 Jamie Shackleton - Defensive midfielder from Featherstone. 20 Daniel James - Ex Man Utd, Welsh international winger. 27 Ian Poveda - Winger who was on loan at Blackpool last season. 28 Karl Darlow - Keeper, signed from Newcastle. Club connections: The date of this week's match at Elland Road marks 83 years since the death of Fred Walker, the first ever manager of Huddersfield Town, who died in Leeds, aged 62 on this date in 1940. He also played for Leeds City, not technically a club connection, but they did play at the same ground. He was born in 1878 and so would've been 30 years old when he took to the field as player/manager of our first ever match, in the North-Eastern League, away at South Shields Adelaide. He was from up in that neck of the woods having been born in Longbenton and starting his playing days with Hebburn Argyle as an amateur, combining this with his day job as a brass founder. After a couple of seasons there, he went over to the west coast and played a couple of seasons, as captain, with Barrow. But then he was signed by Leeds City in 1905 and a had a chance to play in the Football League with the newly elected Peacocks. He had three seasons down Bellend Road, playing at centre half mainly, but all along the back line at times when needed for cover. Sadly, he missed most of the 1907/08 season with a bad illness and was allowed to leave at the end of the season. Luckily for him, it was to join what would become the greatest football club in the world. But obviously nobody knew that then and so when the board of directors of the newly formed Huddersfield Town appointed him as manager/secretary, he was unsure how things would progress. They progressed alright actually. He played in that first ever game, playing 21 times in that first season. He only played twice in the Midland League season (1909/10) before hanging up his boots and concentrating on managing the club and on getting the team elected into the Football League. He did play in a couple of the FA Cup games and scored his only goal for the club in a 7-0 win against Rothwell White Rose at Leeds Road. In the next round of the Cup, Fred got his career ending injury against the rough house tactics of South Kirkby Colliery. He was deliberately kneed in the head and was carried off unconcsious and spent a week in hospital. The internal injuries meant that he was to pack in on medical advice. Town did get elected into the FL at the end of the 09/10 season and Fred wasn't offered the job. Or so we thought....... Following extensive research by the HTFC Heritage Project, we have more details. He was actually still in charge when the new season started and was manager for the first game in the Football League Second Division, an away win against Bradford Park Avenue. He was in charge for the first 14 games of that season, eventually replaced by Dick Pudan, a player he had signed from Leicester Fosse, who was given the manager's job in November 1910. Fred stayed on as assistant, but only for a month when he left the club in December. There were no details of the rest of his life until this excellent research found that.... In 1911, he became manager of F.C. Nürnberg in Germany. This was discovered after he was briefly mentioned in a book by Ulrich Hesse, Tor! The History of German Football. That brief mention was that his grasp of the German language was minimal. So minimal that he got by by just using two words. "Beer! Good!" (Sounds like a script from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet! ![]() He managed to get by for a couple of years, returning to Huddersfield in 1913 when he was named as the co-respondent in a divorce case, heard in the Divorce Court. This was a scandal at the time and the affair had started when he was Town manager. Fred and Edith eventually got married in Newcastle in 1914. Fred then became the licensee of The Wheatsheaf Inn in Bradford. That was for five years before he took on The Fountain Inn in Morley, in 1922 and then in 1924, he returned to Huddersfield to run The Black Bull in Berry Brow. They moved to Leeds in 1935 and then sadly Fred died in 1940 at St. James University Hospital, Leeds, of streptococcus meningitis due to oral media. Whatever that means. Answers on a postcard please. He's buried at Harehills Cemetery in Leeds. ![]() Leeds in popular culture: Leeds is famous for one thing, apart from the Ripper murders and a certain Radio DJ nonce. Tetley's Brewery! Founded in 1822 by Joshua Tetley in Hunslet, the brewery was situated on the south banks of the River Aire near Crown Point, Hunslet and Clarence Dock. Fermenting took place in stainless steel Yorkshire squares and conical vessels, the slate Yorkshire squares dated from about the 1880s. These were demolished when Carlsberg took over in 1998 and closed the brewery down shortly after. We once had a work's trip to Tetley's. It was one of the most badly organised night outs ever. A right waste of time which summed up our firm. Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. They did some good adverts for Tetley Bitter. Here's one starring the late great Jim Bowen. So the question is, where did you get the best pint of Tetley's from? In my humble opinion, it was the Market House in Dewsbury (now a hardware store). Did you have a favourite Tetley pub? I actually proposed to Amelia in one of their lovely locals, in wonderful down town Batley. ![]() Recent form - last 6 matches: Town 0-4 Cardiff Town 2-1 QPR Sheff Weds 0-0 Town Birmingham 4-1 Town Town 1-1 Ipswich Coventry 1-1 Town Stoke 1-0 Leeds Norwich 2-3 Leeds Leeds 2-1 Bristol C Leeds 1-0 QPR Southampton 3-1 Leeds Leeds 3-0 Watford Town are 21st in the Championship table with 14 points. Leeds Urinals are 3rd with 22. That's amazingly tight. Just eight points between us, one place above relegation and them just one place outside promotion. Leading scorers: Terriers: Jack Rudoni (3) Michal Helik (3) BellEnders: Joël Piroe (5) Crysencio Summerville (4) Pascal Struijk (3) Leeds United anagrams:
![]() RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - ritchiebaby - 26-10-2023 2 anagrams from my era 5 - Johnny Giles 9 - Eddie Gray (one of Archie's relatives) PS did Amelia say yes the first time or did you have to ask again? RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - Lord Snooty - 26-10-2023 Yes. Very romantic. ![]() RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - jjamez - 27-10-2023 3 don Revie 7 elland road RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - talkSAFT - 27-10-2023 3 pints of Tetley's and she's anybody's! RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - jjamez - 27-10-2023 A failed Karen is a failed Daniel farke RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - WakeyTerrier - 27-10-2023 When it comes to ticket prices Leeds really do extract the urine. It’s not just Leeds though, it’s the UK in general, it’s about time they regulated the prices for all levels of football. I’ve just been guaranteed a ticket for North Macedonia v England next month for the low cost price of £9.50 and furthermore no booking fee either. As for the match tomorrow, I’ve given us 2 chances…slim and none at best. The pace Leeds have in wide areas will rip us to shreds. Dan James might not be PL cleats but at this level he is. Rey very good. Nicholls will be our Man of the match by a mile and he’ll still get a bad back from picking ball out of the net RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - Lord Snooty - 27-10-2023 (27-10-2023, 09:40)talkSAFT Wrote: 3 pints of Tetley's and she's anybody's! Those days are a long time ago. Wouldn't be seen dead in any of those establishments now. ![]() RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - theo_luddite - 27-10-2023 Pretty sure I've said this before, but not too ashamed to regail you all with it again. It possibly wasn't the best but it was the last time I tasted Tetley's as it once was and it was in Canada in 1995. I'd just gone over there that Easter(ish) and quickly established a local a short(ish) by their standards, walk from home. Anyroad, that October, just after my birthday, the rather sparky (I could use other terms, but not on an, er, family website ![]() The Black Dog - still there. https://blackdogpub.ca/ Right in the middle of the bar was a Tetley's fizzy pump. They don't do hand pumps over there. My 'Mercan work colleague, never having seen it before enquired as to it's pedigree. Well, the dickhead head brewer from Carlsburg had already pretty much ruined what we pretty much went from the tit to the hand pump from in Yorkshire, so I gave him a one minute synopsis, said it will probably be shit, but let's try one. I was a third to halfway down the glass before it left my lips. I couldn't order another round quick enough. We had to leave after two. (Sob). Subsequent returns to the Black Dog were met with the same disappointing shit that had pervaded Yorkshire and beyond in the months/year and the rest before. I regressed to far more tasty local Canadian fizz, and believe me, it's fizz. If you are paying that much you might as well kind of enjoy it. The pub crawl took in places as luxurious as Stouville and included exotic food such as chips, chicken wings and Scotch Pies (never knew they were a thing, never seen them since, even in Scotland). The pastry gave me indigestion at around 2 in the morning. It snowed later that evening. I was throwing snowballs at the moon (very pathetically) on the walk home. Otherwise, before I absconded to Middle England, I had many a decent pint in the Plummet Line after a day, or evening, or both (or lunch as well sometimes) at college as a just legal teenager ![]() ![]() RE: BellEnders v Dog Botherers - theo_luddite - 27-10-2023 Just how unsuccesful do you have to be? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/oct/27/robbie-fowler-sacked-saudi-arabian-club-al-qadsiah-after-four-months Have they heard about Mooro, oh, no, no. Have they heard about Mooro? |