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RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - theo_luddite - 04-01-2021
Oh, there we go. All the kids that had to go to school today, because it was safe for them and their teachers to go to school, now have to stay at home, because it isn't. Did he finally read the brief on his desk on Thursday?
Everyone else has to stay at home unless you need to test your eyesight on a drive to Barnard Castle, or sneeze on your kids on the way to Barnard Castle.
Hope that's clear to everyone as you might get fined if you decide you would like to go somewhere else to test your eyesight. Driving or not.
You can exercise once per day by pulling or pushing your car to Barnard Castle, apparently.
It doesn't appear to limit where you can do this from, as long as you don't drive, or get caught driving to Durham initially.
In the meantime - you can still enter the country from wherever you like, with whatever disease you would like to carry with you, because we don't give a shit about that.
Oh, by the way jim - you may have noticed that in 9-10 months, these clowns can't plan when to go to the loo for a dump, let alone get the bog roll in in time to wipe their arses with. As far as planning for a pandemic? They give £10b to their mates to order the bog rolls in from a supplier in China that doesn't make bog rolls, or even face masks to use as an alternative. They are convinced they are doing a good job because there is nobody brave enough to call them out on the piss poor job they are doing in case they lose their job. This is what we call a democracy.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - hibeejim21 - 05-01-2021
"People whose children were at school today may ask why didn’t we make this decision sooner. And the answer is because we have been doing everything in our power to keep schools open.”
This guy is a complete joker. It's literally unbelievable he is Prime Minister. Also lots of really wtf type stuff coming out about this Brexit deal now, but thats one for later.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - theo_luddite - 05-01-2021
If only his father had gone shopping in Ayia Napa??
Right there next to the chewing gum.
![[Image: xUZItlz.png]](https://i.imgur.com/xUZItlz.png)
and Trump's. The guy with a German born father who was actually born in Noo Yark.
Talk about buy me and stop one.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - BouncingHibees - 05-01-2021
While Johnson goes on about everything great from Easter onwards I noticed his CMO said that these restrictions will probably be back next winter aswell, oh the joys.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - ritchiebaby - 05-01-2021
I'm certain we'll need an annual jab, a bit like the flu jab.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - hibeejim21 - 06-01-2021
"Thanks to United Kingdom NHS that the virus, no I mean vaccine, reached them" Johnson said "Scotland, NI and Wales should be grateful"
There is no "UK NHS" you idiot of a man, and the NHS itself has nothing to do with the tories anyway. It came very much from the socialist wing of the old Labour Party.The man is a twat.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - hibeejim21 - 07-01-2021
A photocall staged by Matt Hancock backfired this morning when it turned out that the GP surgery he was visiting has not yet benefited from the vaccine rollout he was promoting.
He can't organise a piss up in a brewery. That was totally excruciating to watch
All the handwringing about trump from our politicians over here is laughable really, most of the tories were happy to cosy up to this maniac and now they are scrambling around deleting tweets all over the place.
Johnson can’t condemn Trump or Putin. Because they are all part of the same fascist circus troupe.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - BouncingHibees - 07-01-2021
Vaccine may need to be given every six months according to Matt Hancock.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - theo_luddite - 07-01-2021
The way Handsoncock fannies around that will be because you won't get the 2nd one until 6 months after the first anyway, thus allowing the virus to build immunity rather than us.
But, these political genius's know better than the scientific community, so we'll do it their way anyway.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - hibeejim21 - 08-01-2021
As soon as the over 65s are sorted they will kick up a stink about getting the restrictions lifted and the support stopped.