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RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 05-08-2015

In line with the new pricing policy I've decided to categorise buckets of water in the Padded Cell Cool

Big hot bucket - 40 Benson's, a bottle of whisky and 6 bottles of beer (must be more than 5%)
Big warm bucket - 40 Benson's. a bottle of vodka and 6 bottles of beer
Big cold bucket - 20 Bensons, a bottle of whisky and 6 bottles of beer
Medium Hot - 30 Benson's, whisky, and 6 beers
Medium warm - 30 B&H, vodka, 6 beers
Medium cold - 20 B&H, whisky, 4 beers
Small hot - 20 B&H, whisky, 4 beers
Small warm - 20 B&H, vodka, 4 beers
Small cold - 10 B&H, vodka, 4 beers

All contraband items can be bought back at vastly over inflated prices once you've used your water  Cool

There's also a 10% discount on the B&H if you're not too fussed about the water being clean and are willing to join my membership scheme for a bottle of Bacardi in advance Whistle


RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 08-08-2015

Doh

If we'd put another two away we'd be top of the league Angry sack him now is what I say Angry


RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 19-08-2015

Laugh

And some people say this place should close ?

Not while Sheffield Wednesday are in business Doh


RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 21-08-2015

This xxxx beer is warm Angry bloody women Angry why can't you put it in the fridge instead of bloody eggs and fruit Angry


RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 29-08-2015

Beer and curry tonight Whistle


RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 31-08-2015

Wankers Angry haven't signed or been linked to anyone for at least half an hour Angry


RE: The Padded Cell - Thurnscoe_OWL - 01-09-2015

if it's still dark when you set off to work it shouldn't be able to be classed as a day shift ffs Angry


RE: The Padded Cell - Thurnscoe_OWL - 05-09-2015

why are women so fuucking hard to handle? Angry


RE: The Padded Cell - Washington - 05-09-2015

(05-09-2015, 00:29)Thurnscoe_OWL Wrote: why are women so fuucking hard to handle? Angry

You used too much baby oil ?????


RE: The Padded Cell - Thurnscoe_OWL - 05-09-2015

I wish. This lass I'm seeing was saying she's upset but wouldnt tell me why which was winding me up. We ended up having quite a big row and I might have ruined it for myself Laugh