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RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - theo_luddite - 17-08-2020
The weather is just a shit down here. The only good thing about it is I don't have to water anything at the moment, that and a few old Japanese snipers throwing a party in the long grass in the garden.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - hibeejim21 - 18-08-2020
(17-08-2020, 20:26)spireitematt Wrote:(17-08-2020, 11:54)hibeejim21 Wrote: where the xxxx is bunter ??
Scotland apparently on holiday
I didn't realise Mustique was in Scotland
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - spireitematt - 18-08-2020
(18-08-2020, 00:34)hibeejim21 Wrote:(17-08-2020, 20:26)spireitematt Wrote:(17-08-2020, 11:54)hibeejim21 Wrote: where the xxxx is bunter ??
Scotland apparently on holiday
I didn't realise Mustique was in Scotland
https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-analysis-summer-staycation-recess-awaits-him-returns-580889?ito=twitter_share_article-top
He's meant to be on a camping trip in Scotland unless that's another of his lies out of the Johnson playbook.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - ritchiebaby - 18-08-2020
I hope he takes all his shite home with him.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - 0762 - 18-08-2020
He apparently said his staycation family hols were the best he'd ever experienced. Then his sister suddenly "called him out" re most of their home hols being crap lol
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - ritchiebaby - 18-08-2020
Good old Rachel. That's what I like about her. She just comes out and says things as they are - good or bad.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - hibeejim21 - 18-08-2020
Can we really see Boris camping in Scotland ffs ?
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - theo_luddite - 18-08-2020
Och aye - I'd love to see him playing wiff-waff with the great Scottish midge clouds. They are similar to the North Pennine midge clouds in appearance, but your midges carry ice axes, wear crampons on their feet and have teeth like tigers. The following day, the one-a-day anti-histamine pills you can buy down the supermarket just don't cut it. 2, 3 or 4 a day more or less start to control the urge not to scratch yourself to death.
Rumour had it he'd gone north to bag a brace or two on the Glorious 12th. Methinks the only grouse he'd bag would be the liquid stuff that comes out of a Famous Grouse bottle. Then he could lie about the number he'd shot, which would actually be the number of shots (or wee drams) he'd sank.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - 0762 - 18-08-2020
Feed him with some of those bagged grouse Theo - the ones that are loaded so full of shotgun pellets that you "eat them at your peril" and, with a bit of luck, Bojo needing an emergency visit to the nearest dentist.
RE: Johnson watch activated - the nightmare begins for the UK!! - theo_luddite - 18-08-2020
Or the lead poisoning kicks in early.