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RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 21-09-2017
(21-09-2017, 12:36)talkSAFT Wrote: My local sell-everything shop had got Christmas decorations on their shelves when I went in on 30th August!
With a straight face I asked the Assistant if she'd got any Easter cards. "Ooh yes - I think we have somewhere". I burst out laughing in front of her puzzled face.
An even bigger joke is trying to buy a birthday card or decent present after Christmas. I have two daughters born in January and have learnt the painful lesson that from December 24th until March all you can buy in the shops is the f'ucking shite that they want rid of
I think they call them 'Sales' 
So not only do I have to buy all the Christmas crap I also have to shop for two birthdays as well F'ucking nightmare
RE: The Padded Cell - Washington - 22-09-2017
(21-09-2017, 22:31)Maddix Wrote:(21-09-2017, 12:36)talkSAFT Wrote: My local sell-everything shop had got Christmas decorations on their shelves when I went in on 30th August!
With a straight face I asked the Assistant if she'd got any Easter cards. "Ooh yes - I think we have somewhere". I burst out laughing in front of her puzzled face.
An even bigger joke is trying to buy a birthday card or decent present after Christmas. I have two daughters born in January and have learnt the painful lesson that from December 24th until March all you can buy in the shops is the f'ucking shite that they want rid of
It sounds like you enjoyed the Easter holidays a couple of times though.
RE: The Padded Cell - Jacko The Flopsy Piglet - 25-09-2017
Banana scrounging
RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 26-09-2017
Hull City, Play-off Final, come on down Carlos
Should have f'ucked him off after that debacle
"The bitterness of low quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten" - Benjamin Franklin
RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 03-10-2017
F'UCKING INTERNATIONAL BREAKS
AS IF I'M F'UCKING BOTHERED THAT GARETH BALE IS OUT OF THE WALES SQUAD AND FABIAN DELPH IS LOOKING AS THOUGH HE WON'T BE FIT THANK F'UCK THE PUB LEAGUE CAN SEE SENSE AND CARRY ON PLAYING 
RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 04-10-2017
Harry Kane is England captain (YAWN)
Who the f'uck are we playing anyway
RE: The Padded Cell - Jacko The Flopsy Piglet - 06-10-2017
International Carpet Fitting
RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 09-10-2017
CHEAP BOG PAPER
I'VE PUT MY FINGER ON IT NOW LITERALLY
RE: The Padded Cell - Maddix - 14-10-2017
TWO, YES TWO, HUNDRED F'UCKING QUID FOR A BASTARD CHRISTMAS TREE
I ALMOST WISH I'D STAYED AT HOME AND LISTENED TO THE NOBLOT GAME 
RE: The Padded Cell - Jacko The Flopsy Piglet - 18-10-2017
Semi skimmed frogs