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RE: One Sentence Story - Lord Snooty - 07-06-2018
In a flash, she picked up a nearby newspaper, folded it into the shape of a .44 Magnum and shouted "put the weapon down, punk!"
RE: One Sentence Story - themaclad - 07-06-2018
You've got me wrong, I was never a punk, I liked Marillion
RE: One Sentence Story - Lord Snooty - 07-06-2018
"Hmmm! That smells Fishy," Jack thought to himself.
RE: One Sentence Story - Amelia Chaffinch - 07-06-2018
The paralympian said "find me Kayleigh, I just want to say I'm sorry."
RE: One Sentence Story - theo_luddite - 07-06-2018
Ah sorry but Kayleigh is kaylied, as legless as you, you Seth Efrikan Dwaaaarf, spark out on her mum's sofa afer a sesh on Sarah Hughes Black Country Mild and anyway, she's only making plans for Nigel.
RE: One Sentence Story - Lord Snooty - 07-06-2018
Sounds like she's in XTC.
RE: One Sentence Story - theo_luddite - 07-06-2018
Well, if young Nigel makes her happy, she must be happy with his work.
RE: One Sentence Story - Lord Snooty - 07-06-2018
It was at this point that the Bear came smashing through the front door, screaming that the scary wasp was still chasing him and they should all run for their lives.
RE: One Sentence Story - spireitematt - 08-06-2018
The wasp was bright orange with really bad blonde hair. "This bear is a very bad hombre, very bad and he's trying to spread fake news about me". Said the wasp.
RE: One Sentence Story - WBA-Josh - 08-06-2018
“But you and your hive colluded with the Weasels to get yourself into power as Chief Wasp and then you fired the Anteater leading the investigation into it. Bob the cunning old fox has the evidence stacking up to prove it” said the Bear.