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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-03-2022

I got sacked from my first job as a shepherd.

The boss told me to round up his 68 sheep. I said 70 .

DD #No1 Tongue Tongue


RE: The Off Topic Thread - drewks - 31-03-2022

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...
CREATES
... backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-04-2022

I need some advice.....

Not about anything in particular.

Just give me some random advice.

DD #No1 Cool Cool


RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 04-04-2022

(04-04-2022, 11:49)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: I need some advice.....

Not about anything in particular.

Just give me some random advice.

DD #No1  Cool  Cool

DON'T take your young Grandkids to the Albion............ just yet


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 04-04-2022

The G/F came home and said....
"My doctor recommended that I spend a month at sea on a cruise...
Two weeks on a beach abroad and a week's solitude in the countryside...
Where are you taking me first....?"

"To another xxxx doctor...." I replied.

DD Laugh Laugh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-04-2022

Just had an email fron The Ukraine Library Association concerning the cancellation of their forthcoming conference.

It basically says "We will reschedule as soon as possible once we have finished vanquishing our invaders"

Ukrainian librarians, I salute you.

DD #No1 Angel Angel


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 11-04-2022

Many years ago my mate Dave`s missus came a close second in the Miss Tipton 1997 competition.
Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders.
She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident.
Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away.
The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Wolverhampton 2022.

DD#No1 Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - BaggieSteve - 12-04-2022

:
(11-04-2022, 21:28)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Many years ago my mate Dave`s missus came a close second in the Miss Tipton 1997 competition.
Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders.
She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident.
Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away.
The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Wolverhampton 2022.

DD#No1  Big Grin  Big Grin

Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-04-2022

Becoming a vegetarian, is a huge missed steak.

DD#No1 Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-04-2022

Just bought a Chameleon.

Damn. lost it.

DD #No1 Rolleyes Rolleyes