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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Salopbaggie - 17-08-2021

(17-08-2021, 10:06)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: What a disappointment........

Travelled over 400 miles to see the Loch Ness monster, and it didn`t show up.
Don`t go if you want to see it because you will end up as disappointed as we were.
DD  Blush  Blush

Not quite the same impact without the Trip Advisor logo Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 19-08-2021

Speaking in Parliament, Dianne Abbot stated she was very upset that the people of Afganistan could no longer watch Eastenders and Love Island, due to the Telly Ban.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 22-08-2021

The G/F screamed at me, "You haven`t listened to a word I`ve said, have you?"

I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

DD Dodgy Dodgy


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 23-08-2021

Missing someone is a terrible feeling.

Ask any sniper.....

DD Rolleyes Rolleyes


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 26-08-2021

Next time you are feeling down remember life is all about perspective....

My mate Dave has sex 3 times a day, exersizes twice a day, reads 2 books a week and all he does is moan about how much he hates prison.

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-08-2021

Two Irish men buy a bar, but nobody comes in. So one of them suggests buying a brothel.
The other one says ''If we can't get them to drink beer, how do we get them to drink broth''

DD Cool Cool


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 27-08-2021

I thought I`d be a gentleman and hold a door open for a young lady.

Two minutes later she said "Will you F%^& off, I want to have a S"£$....."

DD Blush Blush


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 31-08-2021

The average Human walks 900 miles per year and also drinks 22 gallons of beer.

That means the average Human gets 41 miles to the gallon, not bad eh.

DD Big Grin Big Grin


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 08-09-2021

Talking with my mate Dave in the pub last night. He told me he has a very rare shrinking condition and due to the Rona pandemic and subsequent delays to NHS lists he will have to wait to see a specialist.

Actually they told him "You will just have to be a little patient".

DD Doh Doh


RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 13-09-2021

Well played Emma.

Proving that not all Brits are afraid of US Courts.

DD Whistle Whistle