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RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 05-02-2021
Today is National Womens day.
It should have been yesterday, but they took too long getting ready.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 05-02-2021
This morning Boris phoned Macron, but the Frenchman was sulking and let it go to voice mail. So Boris left him a message, "Rufen Sie mich nach Belieben zurück".
So macron rings back and says "Sorry Boris, but I don`t speak German"
To which Boris replied, "And who should you thank for that"?
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - BaggieSteve - 05-02-2021
(05-02-2021, 18:56)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: This morning Boris phoned Macron, but the Frenchman was sulking and let it go to voice mail. So Boris left him a message, "Rufen Sie mich nach Belieben zurück".
So macron rings back and says "Sorry Boris, but I don`t speak German"
To which Boris replied, "And who should you thank for that"?
DD
Probably the Americans and the Russians
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 06-02-2021
The G/F just called me a sex machine.
Her actual words were "You`re a F"&*!%^ Tool", but I knew what she meant.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-02-2021
A man tells the Rabbi
'I have a strong desire to live forever'
The Rabbi tells him
' Get Married'
The man asks
'Will I then live forever'?
The Rabbi says
'No but the desire will leave you' !!!
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 09-02-2021
I was going to take one of those Viking river cruises, until I found out you don`t get to loot the Villages and Monastries along the way.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - talkSAFT - 10-02-2021
(09-02-2021, 20:43)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: I was going to take one of those Viking river cruises, until I found out you don`t get to loot the Villages and Monastries along the way.
DD
I thought it was compulsory
Me and the grandkids did!
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 10-02-2021
Young Dan (“the village idiot”) has been tickling trout
and is sitting by the river with three beautiful trout in
a bucket of water.
A water bailiff turns up and accuses him of fishing without
a licence, which Dan most strenuously denies.
Dan then said to the bailiff, “These are my pet trout and I bring
them here everyday for some exercise.”
The bailiff laughed at this and said, “Don’t talk such rubbish.”
Dan replied, “It’s true, I let them go and they come back when
I call them – you just wait and see.”
With that he releases the trout back into the river.
After ten minutes the bailiff asks, “Aren’t you going to call
the trout back now?”
Dan replied, “What trout?”….
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 11-02-2021
Iv`e being doing my family tree for 20 years now, but I`m stuck on one of my earliest known ancesters. Apparently I`m related to a Dutchman, Mr Nean der Thal. Just can`t find out anyone else from that era.
DD
RE: The Off Topic Thread - Dingle-Dingle - 12-02-2021
Just heard on the news that parts of Stonehenge are proved to be secondhand.
So the Druids had charity shops as well.
DD
