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RE: One Sentence Story - WBA-Josh - 06-06-2018
Jack pointed the gun at the man and pulled the trigger which immediately woke Jack up from the dream.
RE: One Sentence Story - Lord Snooty - 06-06-2018
"Must stop eating cheese at bedtime," he thought to himself.
RE: One Sentence Story - WBA-Josh - 06-06-2018
He picked up his gun and moved slowly to the bathroom to make sure no one was in there.
RE: One Sentence Story - Amelia Chaffinch - 06-06-2018
There was an odd shape behind the shower curtain so he peeled it back.... it was just his plastic battleship and rubber duck collection.
RE: One Sentence Story - Lord Snooty - 06-06-2018
Jack breathed a sigh of relief, but hadn't noticed the gun toting Paralympian, dressed in a South African running kit, who had sneaked up behind him on muffled stumps.
RE: One Sentence Story - WBA-Josh - 06-06-2018
The South African Paralympian put the gun to Jack’s back and told him to turn around slowly.
RE: One Sentence Story - theo_luddite - 06-06-2018
A knock on the door and Jack's dizzy blond neighbour from across the hall walks in shouting 'Hey Jack, pizzaaaaa, do you have wine in the fridge and can I use your loo mine's blocked agaaaaaaaain, whoooooops?'
RE: One Sentence Story - Lord Snooty - 07-06-2018
She stood there, mouth open, frozen to the spot at the sight of a legless man pointing his pistol into her neighbour's back.
RE: One Sentence Story - WBA-Josh - 07-06-2018
“Omigod, like what is happeninnnnnng, like should I call the police, like wait, where are your legs?” Said Amelia the ditzy neighbour as she twirls a piece of her pigtail in her fingers.
RE: One Sentence Story - Amelia Chaffinch - 07-06-2018
But little did they know it was all an act, for she has a black belt in origami.